Clyde E. Dawkins
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I'm a big sports fan, especially hockey, and I've been a fan of villainesses since I was eight! My favorite shows are The Simpsons and Family Guy, etc.
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NFL Week 9 Recap: Same Old Song and Dance
Stop me if you heard this one before. Buffalo Bills host Kansas City Chiefs in a high-profile clash. It's in the late window, specifically the 4:25PM Eastern slot, but it's the only one in that spot, making it nationally televised. It's a close game throughout, because of course it is. And the game is won by the Bills, because it's not late January. We have seen this so many, many, many times.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
West Coast Swing
Coming off the big home win against the New Jersey Devils, which saw a five-point performance, as well as the best defenseman in the league picking up four assists, the Colorado Avalanche headed across the country to Pacific Division territory. First off, some big news broke entering that brief road trip: Martin Necas is staying in Denver. Eight years, $92 million. $11.5M/year cap hit. Necas was traded to the Avs last midseason; the deal that sent Mikko Rantanen to the Hurricanes, who quickly dealt Rantanen to Dallas.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
How the 112th Grey Cup Playoff Picture Was Completed
Forgive me, readers, I've been quite behind on the recaps for the Canadian Football League. I've had a few reasons. For one, the postseason being crazy as hell. Same with the NFL season, which is now in Week 9. I know I have three weeks to discuss, and we are about to enter the playoffs. I know this: there was a lot to decipher entering Week 19. So let's talk about it.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
World Series Game Six: Yama-Ween
You know, it's always special when the World Series lands on Halloween. It was 24 years ago on Halloween that Derek Jeter hit his famous walk-off in Game Four of that year's World Series, earning him the "Mr. November" nickname due to the fact that it was past midnight on November 1 in New York when he homered. 2009's World Series saw Game 3 take place on Halloween, with A-Rod homering in that game. The current schedule in recent years pretty much guarantees that the Fall Classic will land on Halloween and even enter the month of November, and this year was no exception.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
Simpsons Review: "Treehouse of Horror"
Happy Halloween, folks! I love Halloween so much! I'm a huge horror fan, and the month of October turns that up to 1000. Also, the holiday gives people a great excuse to feed their candy cravings, and for me and many others, we also hear the three sweetest words in the English language: Treehouse of Horror. Recently, The Simpsons aired their 36th Halloween episode, which has aired under the "Treehouse of Horror" banner title since all the way back in 1990.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Horror
The Devils and Victor Olofsson
After being hit with our first regulation loss of the season on Saturday, the Colorado Avalanche kicked off a home-and-home set against the New Jersey Devils. It's always interesting when the Avs and Devils get together. After all, this was the Stanley Cup Final in 2001. Hard to believe that this season marks the 25th anniversary of "Mission 16W," which ended with Colorado's second Stanley Cup.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
What Can We Expect From an Evil Kelani Jordan?
As I've said before, the best swerves seem to come from women who I never expect to become evil. It's not just in wrestling. It's also in films, in TV shows, even literature. In this case, it is wrestling, and it's the latest episode of NXT. Coming off their Halloween Havoc event, October 28's NXT was main evented by a contest for TNA's Knockouts World Championship between champion Kelani Jordan and challenger Jordynne Grace.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Viva
World Series Game Five: Just Say Yes-avage
In Game Four, the Toronto Blue Jays manage to rise above the fatigue from the 18 inning thriller that they played a day prior. The Jays managed to defeat the Dodgers 6-2 to even up the World Series at two games each. Now, the Jays and the Los Angeles Dodgers were participating in a pivotal Game Five that will determine who will head to Canada with a chance to win the whole thing.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
NFL Week 8 Recap: That's My Quarterback
In the final days leading to the evening of October 26, 2025, I was expected to get my tissues ready. This was going to be an emotional one. Any time the Green Bay Packers and the Pittsburgh Steelers get together, it's always amazing. This one was different, though. It was Aaron Rodgers playing against the team he QB'ed for so so long. The team he won the MVPs with, won Super Bowl 45 with, and won a SB MVP with. We Packers fans had a lot of good memories of him under center, and this one was expected to be very weepy while watching this.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
World Series Game Four: Nine is Enough
The baseball world is still buzzing over that 18-inning masterpiece that ended at 10 minutes until midnight in the Pacific Time Zone. It was a stunning affair that saw nearly 20 pitchers used, over 600 pitches thrown, and so many close calls prior to that Freddie Freeman walk-off. Many fans wondered what these two teams would do for an encore, but games like that are very rare.
By Clyde E. Dawkins4 months ago in Unbalanced
