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Heavenessence

For L.C. Schäfer's "Ye Olde Dollar Challenge Malarkey"

By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred Published about a year ago 1 min read
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Introduction

This is for L.C. Schäfer's "Ye Olde Dollar Challenge Malarkey" challenge that you can read about here:

The music is "Heaven Up Here" by Excho and the Bunnyment

The prompt is this Terry Pratchett quote:

Heavenessence

I am not sure what happened, whether I won the pools, the lottery or some relation left me millions, but life is good now.

I have everything I want, my fridge is full, I don't drink but I have every alcoholic drink that any guest may wish to partake of.

My mansion has twenty bedrooms with en suite bathrooms, and god knows how many reception rooms. There is a cinema, swimming pool and jacuzzi, so it is perfect for weekend impromptu parties. I have staff to cook and keep the place clean, a chauffeur because I don't really like driving and gardeners.

I don't have a job but some of my books are best sellers and have been turned into films and television short stories.

I have everything I want.

I am not famous, no one I don't know knows who I am in the street, so I have success and have managed to retain my privacy, which is no mean feat.

I have all life's comforts here.

I can eat at any restaurant I like, always get the best tickets for concerts, and usually, it's the VIP ones, and although I am single, everyone wants to be my friend and be seen with me.

Life is as perfect as it could be.

Then there is a noise.

The postman has been.

I've been dreaming again.

I get out of my bed and check the mail, gas, electric and phone bills.

I need to get up and get to work otherwise I won't be able to pay those bills and the rent on my flat.

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  • Tiffany Gordonabout a year ago

    Fab job Mike! :)

  • Antoni De'Leonabout a year ago

    I though the gorgeous mansion was real...dream meets reality is harsh, still, it would be too much for me.

  • JBazabout a year ago

    Ah the bitter taste of reality Really like this one

  • Oh mannnn, it sucks so bad that it was just a dream! I'd be so heartbroken, lol

  • Mark Grahamabout a year ago

    You were dreaming the Life of Riley. You had everything you wanted but would that make you really happy. Great work.

  • It's good to dream.

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    Brilliant, sounds like quite a dream!

  • Dana Crandellabout a year ago

    This is completely relatable and a great fit for the prompt. Well done.

  • Testabout a year ago

    I have everything here and I’m happy that you treat me to coffee every day by the pool... 'Kostas, wake up, and your mother-in-law is calling. The almond trees want you to gather the almonds. Get the stick ready, poor thing, have you turned over again?

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