Once upon a time, there was a cat and a dog, and they were best friends. but, as we all know, cats and dogs aren't the best combo. So they were secretly friends, because of the cat and dog war. Every day you look outside your window, you'll see exploding dogs and cats. Cats with beards, dogs with hairy ears, cats throwing up rainbows (a parody to Exploding Kittens), KA-BOOM! All exploded.
THE END.
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Adriana Wilder
I'm a new writer on vocal, and I write here in my free time, I'm an environmentalist, always trying to find ways to stop pollution, and maybe you can help out! I also love kitsunes. I hope you all enjoy my stories, and have a great day!
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You Think You're Tough?
Once upon a-um, now, there lived a "rooster" named Rosie. "He" was actually a hen, but she liked to pretend that she was a rooster. One day, Rosie left to go get her daughter and other friend (her friend's name was Chloe) some food. (they adopted that daughter by the way. she was an orphan) Her friend also thought she was a rooster, that's why they were such great friends! So, anyway, Rosie found a small bag of chicken food for her family. "Oh, what luck! This definitely isn't suspicious that someone would leave this out inside of something that looks like a trap at all! Totally not suspicious!" Rosie thought. So she picked up the bag and "BOOM!" the trap closed and Rosie was trapped! (By the way, the trap wasn't made out of metal it was cardboard ask me how it works in the comments!) Then, Rosie heard Chloe and her "daughter", Elliebelle (idk what to name her lol) screaming! "DOOOOOOGGGGGGG!!!!" Screamed Chloe. Rosie didn't know what to do! She was trapped! But then she saw the dog carrying away Elliebelle and she got so mad that she TORE THROUGH THE CAGE and ran at the dog screaming: "GETAWAYFROMMYFAMILYYOUTERRIBLECREATURE!!!!!" But to the dog it just sounded like: "PUCKPUCK PUUUCCCCKKK!!! CLUUCCCKK!!!" Because he didn't speak chicken language. So Rosie PECKED HIM ON THE NOSE AND.... Asked him "Could you please not eat us?" And the dog "okay sorry I'll go eat another chicken." and then Rosie said "thanks." and then the dog walked away because he was also scared of Rosie because she put on make-up (Chicken make-up XD) so she looked like a rooster. And then Rosie and her family were happy and then Rosie got the bag of chicken food and they ate it and then they were happy.
By Adriana Wilder 10 months ago in Fiction
Free Loveseat
Every other night, I notice the variation of kipple that loiters—the many monuments littering the city—of every single different kind of leather chair, plush recliner, and loveseat, and Art Deco sofa, many of which end up abandoned, deteriorating the crumbling, and most definitely paper-thin, sidewalks of the street. They rest discarded, like departed souls, or perhaps, the poor souls of Black folk, neglected by the bluest of eyes. Of all of the rubbish, chairs are my fancy. There’s a lot of character in the shape of a chair; the subtle curves especially remind me of the night women who stand on the curb.
By Thomas Bryant6 days ago in Fiction
~ Fired ~
— Ai Intrusion ~ Are you Next ~ Is Ai Evolution after your job? — Few workplaces haven't been affected. Ai is in supermarkets, at doctors' offices, and even monitoring farms. I just can't think of anything this machine is not getting into, can you? For instance: Education ~ Law and Tech jobs will one day have a major influence or be taken over by these inanimate machines, with accuracy and vigor. From mechanics' diagnoses to a wide variety of everyday jobs, including fast food workers, with this input having the ability to cut their unnecessary work hours. I'm certain all of us have been touched by this with our short stories and colorful headings, have you? Even comments are very questionable 'Non-Robot' insertions.
By Jay Kantor2 days ago in Journal
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Nice work. I really enjoyed this article. Keep it up !!!