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My Top 10 Favorite Bizarre Movies. Content Warning.
#1 - It's What's Inside (9/10) Easily one of my favorite horror/comedies of all time now, It's What's Inside is a wild ride. While you might think this is just another run-of-the-mill film about a college reunion gone wrong based on Google's quick overview, this movie is anything but predictable and far from your average teen thriller.
By Madison "Maddy" Newton8 days ago in Geeks
When Ice Becomes a Battlefield
For most of the world, Greenland exists as a blur on the edge of the map—vast, frozen, distant. A place of ice sheets and silence. A place you don’t think about unless you’re scrolling past climate headlines or watching a documentary late at night.
By KAMRAN AHMAD12 days ago in Geeks
Sorin's Final Adventure.. Content Warning.
The stone walls towered over the city, and as he passed through them, seeming to take notes of the town and its marketplace, which were lined with streamers and flags as if they had just finished celebrating some form of a festival. Plus, they were still tearing down decorations and cleaning the streets from the confetti used the day before Sorin's arrival. The round river rock cobblestone underfoot was a nice decorative touch that helped to enhance the charm of the large city.
By Jaded | Pleasured26 days ago in Geeks
The Day Everything Changed
I missed the last bus on purpose. Not because I wanted to be stranded, but because I couldn’t face going home. That day had been one long unraveling—work mistakes, a call from my sister about our mother’s health, the kind of exhaustion that lives in your bones. The bus stop bench was cold, the sky bruised with storm clouds, and I just… stayed. Let the schedule pass. Let the world move on without me.
By KAMRAN AHMAD26 days ago in Geeks
The Night I Stopped Waiting for Wings
I was fifteen the first time I saw the wings. It was 2009. My best friend and I huddled in her basement, sharing a bag of chips, eyes glued to the TV as women in glitter and lace walked like they owned the air itself. They were radiant, powerful, untouchable. One wore wings so wide they brushed the stage lights; another smiled like she held the secret to happiness itself.
By KAMRAN AHMADabout a month ago in Geeks
The Boy in the Rain
I didn’t go for the game. I went for my nephew. He’s twelve, wears a faded jersey two sizes too big, and talks about football like it’s scripture. “It’s not just running and tackling, Uncle,” he’d said, eyes wide. “It’s about heart. About who shows up when no one’s watching.”
By KAMRAN AHMADabout a month ago in Geeks
Everyone Is a Suspect. AI-Generated.
I’ve always been drawn to stories where the danger isn’t lurking in the shadows—but sitting right next to you. Small towns. Isolated groups. Smiling faces with secrets tucked just beneath the surface. Give me a setting where no one can leave, and I’m already locked in.
By Travis Johnsonabout a month ago in Geeks
Welcome To Derry Where Racism Is Scarier Than Horror by NWO Sparrow
The Monster In The Sewer Is Not The Worst Thing Here The Scary Pennywise In The Sewer Is Not The Worst Thing in Derry The new HBO episode of Welcome to Derry sparks a chilling truth that sits far beyond supernatural thrills. Pennywise may be the face of terror in this town, but the real fear that crawls beneath the surface is racism. The latest episode exposes this brutality in a way that hits harder than sharp teeth or glowing eyes. It reveals how hatred among people can turn a whole community into a nightmare, even without a creature lurking inside the sewers.
By NWO SPARROW2 months ago in Geeks
“Caught Stealing”: A Review
Grade: B+ It looks like Darren Aronofsky will never top Requiem for a Dream (2000) and maybe that’s not a bad thing. He just keeps experimenting with genres until he lands on the one winner that will be a critical, audience, and awards season success for him.
By Skyler Saunders2 months ago in Geeks
