20 Small Funny jokes

Start writing...Joke 1:  The Donkey in Class

Teacher: "Why on earth did you bring a donkey to class?"
Student: "Sir, my dad sent it."
Teacher: angrily "But why?"
Student: "Yesterday, I told Dad you said you’ve turned big donkeys into humans, so he sent this one for you to work your magic on!"
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Joke 2:  The Banana Guy

Friend: "Hey, peel the banana before you eat it!"
Guy: "Why bother peeling? I already know what’s inside!"
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Joke 3: The Politician and the Doctor

Politician: "Doc, when I give a speech, my tongue sticks to the roof of my mouth, and my legs start shaking!"
Doctor: "No big deal. That’s just what happens when you’re lying through your teeth."
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Joke 4: The Doctor’s Bill

Doctor: sends a bill with a note "This bill is officially one year old today."
Patient: writes back on the bill "Happy birthday!"
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Joke 5: The Neighbor and the Book

Neighbor 1: "Hey, can I borrow a book to read?"
Neighbor 2: "Sorry, sister, I don’t lend books. You can sit here and read it as much as you want."
A few days later
Neighbor 2: "Can I borrow your broom?"
Neighbor 1: "Sorry, sister, I don’t lend brooms. But you can sweep my house as much as you like!"
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Joke 6: The Tenant and the Landlord

Tenant: "For God’s sake, put some curtains on the windows this year! The wind keeps messing up my hair when I’m in the room."
Landlord: hands the tenant ten bucks from the rent "Instead of me spending on curtains, why don’t you just get a haircut at the barber?"
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Joke 7: The Job Interview

Candidate: "Sir, I’ve worn out my shoes looking for a job!"
Interviewer: "You’ve said that like five times during this interview. Make up your mind—do you want a job or new shoes?"
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Joke 8: The Heaven Ticket Scam

Conman: spreads the word "Pay me a thousand bucks, and I’ll give you a ticket to heaven!"
People send him piles of cash.
One day, while he’s counting his money, a guy climbs through the window with a gun.
Guy: "Hand over all the cash, or you’re going straight to hell!"
Conman: "No way!"
Guy: smirks "I’ve already got my ticket to heaven from you!"
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Joke 9: The Childless Tenant

Landlord: puts up a sign "Apartment for rent. Only for people with no kids."
Kid: "Please, sir, rent me the apartment!"
Landlord: "What?"
Kid: "I don’t have any kids—just my mom and dad!"
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Joke 10: The Naughty Kid

Mom: "Why are you crying?"
Son: "The teacher kicked me out of class today."
Mom: "You must’ve been naughty!"
Son: "I swear, Mom, I was just sleeping!"
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Joke 11: The Elephant’s Pants

Little Girl: at the zoo with her dad, pointing at an elephant "Wow, Daddy, look! That’s an elephant!"
Dad: "Yup, that’s an elephant!"
Little Girl: "But Daddy, why is its pants so baggy?"
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Joke 12: The Limp

Friend 1: "Look at that guy limping. I bet he broke his ankle."
Friend 2: "Nah, I think it’s his knee."
Guy gets closer, and they ask him.
Guy: "No bones broken, fellas. Just my flip-flop snapped!"
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Joke 13: The Big Dream

Teacher: "Boys, with hard work, you can be anything you want!"
Student: "But, sir, my dad says no matter how hard I try, I can’t be what I want."
Teacher: "What do you want to be?"
Student: "A lady doctor."
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Joke 14: The Scooter Ride

Scooter Guy: "Hey, kid, where you running to? Hop on, I’ll give you a ride!"
Kid: "No thanks, I’m in a hurry. I’ll just run!"
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Joke 15: The Overeater

Glutton: "Doc, my stomach feels so heavy."
Doctor: "Take this medicine and these two pills."
Glutton: "If I had room for all that, I’d have eaten two more bites!"

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Joke 16: The Drunk Elephant

Lunatic 1: "If an elephant’s stuck in a tree and wants to get down, what should it do?"
Lunatic 2: thinks for a moment "It should sit on a leaf and wait for autumn!"
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Joke 17: The Careful Hero

Brit: watching a movie with a villager, where the hero rides a wild horse "That guy’s gonna fall off!"
Villager: "No way, he’s fine!"
They bet on it. The hero falls off.
Brit: "Told you he’d fall!"
Villager: "I saw this movie yesterday, and he fell then too. I thought he’d be more careful this time!"
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Joke 18: The Fake Cash

Lawyer 1: "You won’t believe what my client did!"
Lawyer 2: "What happened?"
Lawyer 1: "I got him off a fake money case, and the jerk paid my fee with the same fake bills!"
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Joke 19: The Cheater

Teacher: catches a student staring at another’s paper during a test "What are you doing?"
Student: panicking "Just making sure he’s not copying my answers!"
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Joke 20: The Cheapskate Boss

Servant: "Boss, the neighbor was badmouthing you!"
Boss: "Let him! At least he’s giving me something instead of taking!"

This is first part of funny jokes, the second part will come soon Inshallah.