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Breakfast

An unintentional haiku for cats

By Susan Fourtané Published 23 days ago 1 min read
(Left to right) Hari and Milo — Photo: Susan Fourtane

Meaw! Breakfast! Breakfast!

Meaw! Give us our first breakfast!

Meaw! We want it now!

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A/N: I'm looking after these lovely cats. This morning, I went to ask them if they wanted breakfast. They looked at me, and this is what my cat mind reader translated for me. :D

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Susan Fourtané

Susan Fourtané is a Science and Technology Journalist, a professional writer with over 18 years experience writing for global media and industry publications. She's a member of the ABSW, WFSJ, Society of Authors, and London Press Club.

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  • Aarsh Malik3 days ago

    Haha, I can hear their meows loud and clear! Your translation of “cat mind speak” is spot on. 😸

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  • I love this, Susan. It made me laugh. Sounds totally like my three cats. And I love the pic of your kitties! ⚡💙⚡

  • Reb Kreyling15 days ago

    I think you have absolutely captured the essence of kitties. Nice job!

  • Calvin London22 days ago

    I think you captured the spirit and what they are saying very well. 🌝🌝

  • Mother Combs22 days ago

    Hari and Milo are adorable <3 Love the haiku

  • Sandy Gillman23 days ago

    So cute 😍 My cat new the word "biscuits." If I said it, she'd come running.

  • Awww, Hari and Milo are so adorable! Loved your Haiku!

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