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How To Label*
Ah, labeling. Whether with pencil or with pen, whether on paper or on one’s computer, labelling can be quite the affair. The act of defining what a good or a service is has the ability to be quite complicated, in fact.
By Snarky Lisaa day ago in Humor
Nothing Has Made Me Feel Older Than My Relationship With Passwords...
There are many ways a person comes to terms with aging. Some notice it in the mirror. Others feel it in their knees and back while exiting a chair, a car, a bed, etc. A few brave souls acknowledge it when music from their youth starts playing in grocery stores.
By The Pompous Post4 days ago in Humor
Rick and Isabel vs. The Billionaires (Part Two)
Find Part One below toward the middle of this article 🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️ A few weeks ago, I put together an AI‑created short film called Rick and Isabel vs. The Billionaires, with a promise of doing a part two.
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 days ago in Humor
People Who Say “No Offense” and Absolutely Mean Offense...
Many phrases in the English language signal danger. Here are some classics… “Can I be honest with you?” “We need to talk.”
By The Pompous Post11 days ago in Humor
DEAR POMPOUS...
The Pompous Post Editorial Board receives many letters. Most are polite. Some are alarming. A few appear to have been written moments before a major life decision.
By The Pompous Post13 days ago in Humor
Minutes from the Town Hall Meeting
The town hall meeting began at 7:00 p.m. exactly, which was notable only because the clock mounted above the podium had been wrong for several years and nobody had been permitted to mention it.
By Logan M. Snyder13 days ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Post17 days ago in Humor
Gloria's Special Guest. Top Story - January 2026.
“Debbie darling,” Gloria shouted toward the hallway in a terrible fake English accent, “I need your help. I can’t snap the last hook on my bra.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 19 days ago in Humor
We Regret to Inform You That Your Friend Is Speaking Entirely in Obscure Movie Quotes
As editors, we feel it is our responsibility... nay, our duty, to issue the following disclaimer: If you are currently friends with, related to, or standing behind a man who speaks exclusively in obscure movie quotes, we want you to know something very important.
By The Pompous Post19 days ago in Humor
My First Short Amateur Film
I have always had an interest in dabbling in the various branches of the creative arts. Over the past five years, I’ve primarily focused on writing—fiction, poetry, reflective pieces, and the occasional odd experiment that didn’t fit neatly into any category. In July 2024, I stepped into the world of AI‑assisted music. I’ve had a modest amount of success there, especially with my songs Blackbird Fly and Superstar (The Legend Lives On). The former is currently enjoying moderate streaming in Japan, which still surprises me in the best possible way. My first album, Isabel, has reached around 20,000+ streams across various platforms, which is more than I ever expected when I first hit “upload.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 26 days ago in Humor
America’s Least Useful Innovations...
Innovation is the backbone of America. Not the useful kind... no, the other kind. The kind born in windowless conference rooms. The kind introduced with a slide deck. The kind that solves problems nobody has, while quietly creating several new ones.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
The Annual Airing of Christmas Grievances
I want to begin by saying… very clearly, very calmly, that I have nothing against Christmas. I like Christmas. I enjoy the idea of Christmas.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor