They were the Best of Memes, They were the Worst of Memes

I'm seriously out of control!

Someone should seriously stop me!

Okay.

I won't stop.

I published this stuff originally in a Place-That-Shall-Remain-Nameless (🤐the Journal Community) before there was a proper place at Vocal for comedy. Recently I've been migrating shit over here, where it belongs. I've updated this routine and removed all those contagious Covid jokes that weren't funny at all. All they did was cause inflation. My Bad. 🤷

Here's one in this series 😁👇that won a Top Story accolade! We Don't Stop Meme-ing Because It Grows Old; We Grow Old Because We Stop Meme-ing!

🤣😂 Idiots! Clearly Vocal's Top-Story-Selector has questionable taste! I feel bad for him/her/them. (...but I certainly appreciate their low standards)!

So here I go again!

<taking a bow>

The Standard WARNING applies...

My sense of humor is wack!!! Don't read any further if you are offended by stupidity, immaturity, crudity, or inane attempts at parody. Some of these jokes are obscene.

You've Been Warned!

Like I did in my previous installments of this buffoonery, I'm going to assume you're a writer. If you aren't an author, forgive me for assuming you are. There will still be jokes for you if you're a non-writer-person.

If you are an author? I'm throwing in some added inspirational messages for our ilk, in my modest attempt to tailor my writing to my audience!

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Here's an example...

This is Writer's Affirmation #1-

If that ☝️ reminds you of you, you might be a writer! 😉

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So now, without further ado, here is the Yet Another Idiotic Edition of...

Meme-ing for Laughs!!!!

There are, like, a dozen different captioned images here, all with extra added silliness!

Enjoy!!!

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#1-

That is ☝️ the kind of humor you can expect from me. I like to establish the tone right off the bat.

I'm thinking about calling random people 'pigeon-fuckers' when I'm at Walmart. Is that wrong of me? I just want to see how they'd react! Guilt? Surprise? Shame? Nostalgia?

Maybe some will strut around with pride? 😂

I think the results would be fascinating!

🤔

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#2- Movie Review!

That whole meme ☝️ leaves everything it touches feeling icky and unholy!

This post needs purified!

Let me call in a quick movie solution to that ☝️ movie corruption!

Whoops! Wrong meme.

😳

It's this solution 👇 that I need...

Oh HELL no!

That's not what anyone needs!

Wait...

🤔🤔🤔

What was I talking about before?

Anyway.

Moving On...

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#3-

🔊🎼🎶🎵 "And that's the night that the lights went out in Georgia,

"That's the night they dropped some innocent men...!"

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No. Wait. That's not right.

🤔

🔊🎼🎵🎶 "They fell down like some Wrecking Balls!

"Every one of them hit the ground so hard...!"

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Wait. That's not it either!

I got it! It's...

🔊🎼🎵🎶 "Oops!...I did it again

"I pushed all them out, straight out of the plane

"Oh baby, baby

🔊🎼🎵🎶 "Oops!...You thought I can't shove?

"Now you fall from above!

"I'm NOT THAT INNOCENT!!!" 🩸🩸

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Nope! That's not the right tune either!

🤔

I know I remember the song that goes with that meme! ☝️

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

🤷‍♂️

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#4-

I get both hungry & horny just thinking about this!

🍴🍽️

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Here's your 2nd Writer's Affirmation...

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#5-

That meme is as old as dirt. ☝️

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#6-

Fascists! ☝️😡

(And since when do buttons have genitalia? Is that an Alabama thing???)

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#7-

Luckily, she & I were able to come to an arrangement and the surveillance video is now scoring a 97% on Rotten Tomatoes!

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#8-

Aren't you a writer? <pointing at you>

Couldn't you write your own caption for that meme☝️ and give me a breather?

I make this comedy shit look easy, but, in actuality, maintaining this level of gold-star jocularity is difficult as fuck!

😂🤣😂🤣

She doesn't have a meme. 🤷‍♂️ She's just here because I love Squirrel Girl.

{Did I already mention that?}

🐿️🐿️🐿️ 👀💓❤️💓❤️💓

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And here's your third Writer's Affirmation...

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#9-

I'm sorry. That "meme" ☝️ was about as funny as a meme-about-bad-analogies.

I'm as embarrassed right now as you would be if you were me.

This whole so-called 'comedy concept' of just posting captioned pictures? It's as lame as some lazy old white dude posting a bunch of memes filched from Facebook.

I hang my head in shame, as if I'm a lazy white redundant dude sitting next to a black cat who disowns me.

I sigh now, like someone on the other side of cyberspace who you can't actually hear sighing.

I would be funny if I could be funny, but I'm certainly as unfunny as a bad wannabe comedian having a really bad day. Actually, that's too accurate. ⚡🤔 I'm truthfully as bad at comparing stuff as a washing machine on a on a bulky cycle with an extra rinse initiated for God... badly-analogizing-wise.

But everyone is bad sometimes. That still doesn't make me a supervillain.

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#10-

<Note to Self: Insert that hilarious meme you forgot here>

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#11- Reality is so rude...

It's funny because it's true. ☝️

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#12- Still more reality intrudes...

<sigh> ☹️

Okay, so I think it's time to use my hands for something other than a keyboard!

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There's always this... 👇

Damn! Memes can be such buzz-kills sometimes.

😕

.....

👁️👁️

What?

You're looking at me like this batch of memes was disappointing.

🤨

I'm disappointed too. That gum 👆 is an Abomination Against God! 😠

<sigh>

Let me cough up some more writer's shit... er... affirmations and then we'll see how we feel.

You're a writer, right?

Here's great advice! 👇

Writer's Affirmation #4-

You are NOT ALONE!

I really do need to go now. I don't think the gum is working. And I personally believe it's really, really bad luck to ignore a fortune cookie's advice!

One Last Author's Affirmation Meme...

Remember, fellow writers, when we were young? 👇

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A'ight.

I'm out!

Until Next Time...

Thank you for your continued support!

_________________Bolt⚡

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