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Distractions

An entry for the Dancing with Distraction challenge

By L.C. SchäferPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 1 min read
Top Story - May 2023
Distractions
Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Draw the sword from the stone

Idolise Huckleberry, Mowgli, and Phileas

Sail on the Pequod with Ahab

Take a trip on the Antelope

Root for Winston's struggles against Big Brother

Amble through the Shire

Canter through the meadows with Ginger and Merrylegs

Try on a fur coat and push through the wardrobe

Introduce the monster to his maker and watch what happens

Ogle the treasure map over Jim's shoulder

Navigate your way home for pesky distractions like dinner, bath and bedtime

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Thank you for reading! Still full of cold, but will do my best to reciprocate reads!

If you are interested in the story behind the story: I wrote this in my dressing gown for the Distractions challenge, between snatches of orange juice and wishing I could rip out my own sinuses. I hope you enjoyed it 😁

If fiction is more your thing, here's a recent fantasy/horror and a dystopian/spoof - let me know what you think 😁

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  • Jay Kantor2 years ago

    L.C. - I'm 'Ringing my Brains' why I haven't discovered your marvelous work before? I just can't imagine how much you put up at once, I can't keep up with you. *As I scroll through your presentations I've subscribed to you with pleasure. Your 'Original' work among many "Creative" Ways-to-Write Writers among us is so refreshing to view. I'm just a retired legal biz writer morphed into a self described 'Goof Writer' nothing more. I'm not into challenges or rewards but I so appreciate your gorgeous headings and written wit ~ So "Canter" with Kantor ~ Jay Jay Kantor, Chatsworth, California 'Senior' Vocal Author - Vocal Village Community -

  • Lamar Wiggins3 years ago

    Quite the journey indeed. And how dare those pesky distractions call me away. I guess sustenance is required to be able to continue such journey lol. Awesome read, L.C.

  • I love this so much. A journey in a journey about past journeys. I just keep re-reading it

  • MARIE ODEMS 3 years ago

    NICE WORK !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Heather Hubler3 years ago

    I love all these distractions!! This was quite brilliant, clever fun :) Congratulations on Top Story! Hope you feel better soon!!

  • Oh yes! "Real life" is just a distraction from reading ...

  • Tony Baca3 years ago

    Pretty cool... But I was hoping you would do a story about ripping out your own sinuses.. Now that's a Distraction. Lol..

  • Cathy holmes3 years ago

    This is wonderful. Congrats on the TS

  • Babs Iverson3 years ago

    Spectacular!!! Congratulations on T S too!!!💖💖💕

  • RP3 years ago

    Congrats. 🎉

  • Love the nods to the Fantasy lands of yore great job 👏 congratulations on your top story

  • Ashley Lima3 years ago

    I love this so much! Well done, and congrats on your top story!

  • Dana Crandell3 years ago

    I thought I'd commented on this before and I apologize for the oversight. This is absolutely wonderful, LC!

  • Caroline Craven3 years ago

    This is fab. Great stuff.

  • Jeffrey Sparks3 years ago

    Beautiful. Proud of you for this one!

  • Cindy Calder3 years ago

    Love this! I work at an Elementary School, and I always tell students that reading will take you anywhere you'd like to go. Great poem!

  • Novel Allen3 years ago

    Ugh, hope you feel better. Apparently the yucks make you even more creative. This was thoroughly enjoyable. Vodka with lime, honey, ginger, and anything else you can throw in. If u don't drink . Tons of lime, honey, ginger etc. First time I tried it, i keeled over on the bathroom floor. Woke up next morning thoroughly cured.

  • Kelly Robertson3 years ago

    So many good books, so many amazing worlds to get lost in. Well done!

  • Chantae Harding3 years ago

    I feel like I just went on a trip with old friends. Very well done. Good luck!

  • Donna Renee3 years ago

    Ahhh hope you feel better soon!! I loved the Ginger and Merrylegs reference!❤️

  • Ahna Lewis3 years ago

    Ahh, I love all the literary references! And yes, isn't reading the perfect distraction? 📚🥰

  • Introduce the monster to its maker and watch what happens. I loved that line so much! Also, the line, Ogle the treasure map over Jim's shoulder reminded me of Treasure Planet but I'm not sure if that's actually what you were referring to. I loved your acrostic so much!

  • Roy Stevens3 years ago

    Excellent L.C.

  • Ian Read3 years ago

    So many allusions to a number of my favorite works. Wonderful.

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