ADHD Life
I had to meet with psychiatrist they said. My appointment was at two pm. Okay, so I should go grocery before but my appointment is at two though. I donโt want to be late. So I should go afterโฆ? Right? Or will the store be closed by then? Or I could go tomorrow and order in today. Yeah, I will order in food thatโs safe, I donโt need to leave my house. Itโll get done then. So then all I did was wait. Itโs like being in a waiting room in your own house. I checked to make sure zoom was working so I can have this appointment. The appointment started and the psychiatrist looked at me and said โit sounds like you might have ADHDโ and she noted something down. Wait. What? Then something started to make sense. Is that why I spent most of my days in the classroom daydreaming? Yes. Is that why I had to click my pen at work? Yes. Is that why I am consistently interrupting others? Probably. Do I overshare at work? 100% is that why I can never enter a grocery store and just get what I need? Yes. Literally, today I walked into Walmart โAll I need is a staplerโ I told myself before I walked in. All I need is a stapler okay? Oh whatโs that the make-up aisle. I wonder if they have E.l.f. Oooo yes and itโs on sale score! Right. Stapler, new Nicholas Spark book? Iโll take that! That reminds me I need a library card. Wait. Stapler. I found the stapler and then I looked over the clothing aisle. I did lose that shirt, just a white tank top. Yes, okay I need to leave. And like that I spent 38$ ouch. The stapler cost me 5$.
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Great Haiku. Love it that you confused A.I. with this! I'm curious too: how do you use different fonts for your title and subtitle? I've never been able to figure it out. I recently discovered all the emojis that are similar to fonts... but none of those have every letter. Again: cool haiku. โก๐ Billโก