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To Pee Or Not To Pee Haiku

Anyone got a mop?

By Marie381Uk Published about a year ago 1 min read
By George’s Girl 2025

To Pee Or Not To Pee Haiku

To pee or not pee

This is the question my dear

Oh no, it’s too late

Has anyone got a mop please ?

♦️if you like my Haiku please comment and like♦️

Mop needed, 😢 Sorry

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Marie381Uk

I've been writing poetry since the age of fourteen. With pen in hand, I wander through realms unseen. The pen holds power; ink reveals hidden thoughts. A poet may speak truth or weave a tale. You decide. Let pen and ink capture your mind❤️

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  • Anthony Dunn about a year ago

    Nice 👌🌟

  • Mother Combsabout a year ago

    relatable

  • Mark Grahamabout a year ago

    That is the ultimate question. Good job and love the pictures.

  • Sid Aaron Hirjiabout a year ago

    dogs be like that-loved it

  • Caitlin Charltonabout a year ago

    😂😂😂 this was hilarious. The mop is too far and I am lazy at the moment. There’s something about saying to pee or not to pee, it always brings on a giggle. Thank you for this, I needed the laugh and the adorable aspect of it.

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. Oops.

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