Warblenaunts
Definition: A pack of busybodies
By Rowan Finley Published about 16 hours ago • 1 min read

Photo by CARLOS PÉREZ ADSUAR ANTÓN: https://www.pexels.com/photo/birds-perching-on-high-voltage-lines-6677342/
Warblenaunts warble incessantly,
in a restaurant nibbling on croissants and gossip aplenty.
They feed on false fame and the latest gizmo toy,
that happens to be a glow in the dark toilet seat that sings "Danny Boy."
They get up and wobble around,
with their triple chins and triple insincere compliments.
I long to fly alongside the sincere wings of warble birds outside,
instead of suffering inside here, with stomach in knots, in the midst of these nonsensical warblenaunts!
About the Creator
Rowan Finley
Father. Academic Advisor. Musician. Writer. My real name is Jesse Balogh.


Comments (3)
I feel like I’ve been stuck at this exact table before 🥐
Oh how I loved this! Clever you are Rowan Finley!
I remember those toilet seats. They change to "Fanny Boy" when you sit down ... and then the percussion 👀 "They feed on false fame" love that line 😊😇