The Government's About To Drop Another Round Of Secret Files

Another Dump of Files Courtesy of Donald Trump

He’s almost transparent enough you can see right through him. The most transparent president in modern US history is about to be even more transparent. After months and months of scrutiny and obsession by the American people, and the rest of the world, Trump’s about to dump all over the place. That’s more files, we hope.

He appears to be getting ahead of the massive and what we’re sure to see is groundbreaking revelations by the two stars of the final week of February. February of 2026 is going to be no doubt, Earth shattering. So, in a very transparent attempt at getting in front of those two stars sharing all the good and juicy dirt about their fifth amendment rights, their disgust with the government being so transparent under this administration, and possibly one slip of the tongue by a former president, Trumps going to dump all over you.

This next file dump is sure to be as startling and titilating to many as the last round. The last round of dumped files was, to say the least, revealing. How many pictures of a former president, shirtless, in a pool, with a mystery partner and what appears to be a skinny dipping sex trafficker (Ghislaine Maxwell) can there be? And while oversees, that former president’s wife, and once presidential hopeful herself, has assured us that her husband was doing charitable work. Ha ha, now we know why she was so forgiving for the famous DNA covered blue dress. He was being charitable and helping that poor intern with some donations.

Protein donations!

But what’s coming next will shake America to her very core! And, we must always remember, Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th President of the divided states of America, is the guy who ordered that massive dumping on the American people. Sure, it’s liable to be filled with redactions. It’s likely to be at least fifty percent redacted.

There are reasons for that!

Reason number one is that there’s an ongoing interest in the national security of America.

Okay! I buy that. Much like the last dump of files that saw a former Prince get arrested, there are international interests in these files. The prince of sheik or some guy from Whogivesafuckistan might be named in these files as well. Afterall, there were no less than six foreigners from different levels of government who knew that grey haired little devil named Jeffrey, and his little pitbull Ghislaine too!

Reason number two that there would be redactions is something I’ve theorized for many years, since the 2016 presidential election.

For some, this might be a stretch of the imagination. But for others, it might be the final answer, to one of the questions completely unanswered by any of the files released by the DOJ, or any other agency in the history of the modern file dumping trend. And, if it’s not redacted, it’ll be the scariest of any revelation we’ve seen so far. It’s not some weird sacrificing young ones to the demon Baphomet. And no, it’s not some odd number of baseless accusations. It’s proof that someone saw right through the most transparent president in US history.

Why does anyone think that a guy who infamously stated, “Donald Trump’s got three billion frickin dollars in the bank!” as he participated in his own roast has the worst hairdo in modern political history. For the same reason Donald Trump has been so hell bent to get us to Mars and start a colony before it’s too late. Because Donald Trump isn’t who, or for that matter what, we believed.

No! He’s simply trapped, while that thing that’s been the cause of some of the greatest laughs of any presidency is driving him around. So, as the next files are prepared, and Donald takes another dump all over the people of the world, the most plausible theory about that hair, for a guy with enough vanity to spray paint his skin and constantly have escapades indicating he over compensates for that seriously small penis detailed by the Stormy Daniels testimony is…..

Do you think Immigration and Customs Enforcement has a policy on deporting that covers this?

On Friday, February 20, 2026, Donald Trump signed an order to find and relelase files on ufos, uaps, alien life, and all things X-Files.