ME iN MONTHS
BACKED iN FOURTHS
“…iT’S BEEN A LONG DECEMBER.”
“NOT ANY LONGER THAN LAST DECEMBER, RiGHT?”
“31 DAYS…AN iCE CREAM AMOUNT, AM i RiGHT?”
“THAT’S A TERRiBLE…JOKE?”
“i KNOW; THANKS.”
“WELL…HMM…JANUARY iS ONE DAY SHORTER EVEN THOUGH iT ALWAYS GETS TO USHER iN A WHOLE NEW YEAR…A NEW YOU…A NEW ME…A NEW US…NEW JOKES…MAYBE THAT TERRiBLE LiTTLE JOKE HAS JUST A LiTTLE TRUTH TO iT?”
“I KNOW; THANKS.”
“YOU’RE AN iDiOT; AT LEAST THERE’S 11 MONTHS UNTiL i HAVE TO HEAR THAT TERRiBLE JOKE AGAiN.”
“i KNOW; YOU’RE WELCOME.”
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That joke is terrible… and I laughed anyway.