SMR-7B.pdf
SRM-7B (Specification for the Maintenance of Room 7B)
Last Updated 25 Aug 1926
0. Scope
This document governs the use, observation, and preservation of Room 7B. The room exists on the third floor of a building that is no longer staffed. Access is permitted to a single custodian at a time. The custodian is defined as the person reading this document. Emotional response is neither required nor relevant. Deviations from procedure may occur but are not addressed herein. Meaning, if observed, is incidental. All clauses apply simultaneously. Where contradiction arises, precedence is determined by order of appearance. Where absence arises, it is intentional. Where silence arises, it should be recorded.