Gerard DiLeo
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Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!
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It's All In the Roux. Runner-Up in Nourished Challenge.
Roux—a Salve for the Soul Growing up in New Orleans, which has a hodgepodge heritage of American, Spanish, English, and French cultures, it is no wonder French cuisine is favored. It's a no-brainer because it doesn't involve the brain—it's all about the tongue! Even before that, however, it begins from the very first cranial nerve, delivering those luscious smells.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Feast
We the People. Content Warning.
Give me your tired, your poor, your sex-starved, your huddled masses yearning to be sexually free, the inhibited who refuse your prudish ashore. Send these, your horny, sex-obsessed to me. I lift my UV lamp beside your slippery door!”
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
The Fartblossom. Content Warning.
The fartblossom (Malodorus flatulus) is an aquatic or ground plant whose leaves float atop the water or protrude from the ground from a stalk that is quite prickly and hairy. Its roots extend vertically below the surface, where it is anchored via a circular contractile ground sphincter that orients its tilt.
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Humor
