Joe Patterson
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Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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The Color of Family
Nicole and her adopted son Joe are on their way to the store to pick up some groceries for the weekend. “Child!” Nicole started strikingly. “Will you slow down before you get us a ticket?” “We ain’t gettin’ a ticket” Joe assured. “If one-time stops us and sees that my mama is Caucasian and tall they’ll let us go” he joked. “If that’s the case then you should let me drive” Nicole suggested. “Well if I did that we’d never get to the store on time, because you drive like Ms. Daisy” Joe replied sarcastically.
By Joe Patterson9 months ago in Fiction
X-Men: Impact of a Legend
What do you get when humanity evolves from its relative identity and leaps forward on the evolutionary ladder? According to comic book writers Stan Lee and Jack Kirby you get mutants, but since no one in 1963 knew what mutants were they just decided to call them X-Men and 37 years after they first evolved into the world of literature they made their leap to the big screen in a way that elevated the brand of Marvel into what we know today.
By Joe Patterson10 months ago in Journal
Order Up: The Adventures of Ethel & Franklin
”Bruhhhhh, what is taking the pizza dude so long?” Ethel complained. “Didn’t you order it like 15 hours ago?”. “Actually I ordered it just seven minutes ago, E-money bags.” Frank replied. “Oh” Ethel began akwardly. “Well it feels like we’ve been waitin’ a lot longer than that, Franky-boy”. “That’s because you have no patience, E-bone. You’re also kinda lazy considering that we could have easily just drove around the corner to Pizza Hut and got the pizzas in less than ten minutes.”
By Joe Patterson10 months ago in Fiction
Isaiah Rising
8 year old Isaiah has arrived at his church with his mother Miriam and his father Jonah for Easter Sunday. Their church, The First Calvary is hosting an Easter egg hunter for children in the community. “So how many eggs are you gonna get at the hunt today Isaiah?” Miriam asked while stepping out of the passenger’s seat. “I’m gonna get em’ all” Isaiah said with excitement.
By Joe Patterson10 months ago in Fiction
