Lana V Lynx
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Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
@lanalynx.bsky.social
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PACO Calling TACO - 6
This conversation happened on October 14, 2025, after Trump returned from the trip to the Middle East where he negotiated and signed a ceasefire between HAMAS and Israel that resulted in the return of all remaining living hostages HAMAS captured on October 7, 2023.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in The Swamp
Kakheti Wine Tour. Top Story - October 2025.
Any Georgian will proudly tell you that Georgia is the birthplace of wine. Our tour guide told us about the archeological evidence that the ancient way of making wine in a large clay pot capable of holding hundreds and even thousands of liters of wine called qvevri [pronounced kwevri] goes back at least 8,000 years. However, the recently found earliest qvevri are now estimated to be around 11,000 years.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in Proof
TACO Calling PACO - 5
This conversation happened on October 7, 2025 at 8 pm Moscow time. "Hello, Vladimir?" "Yes, Donald." [dryly] "Happy Birthday, my dear friend! Some friendships are forever, I hope? So, I'm calling to say Happy Birthday and wish you all the best."
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in The Swamp
Free Me, Please!
To the now-adult children who were read Kolobok in childhood: Greetings from the Fox's underbelly. Literally. I've been ghosting here for as long as parents continue reading my story to their children. Quite frankly, I am fed up. Sorry for the pun but I want out. So hear me out.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in Fiction
Ditched - Index
This index is just for my subscribers. I finished and published this long story or short novella of 6,000 words recently. I tried to link all previous parts of the story in the next one, so if you went along you shouldn't have been lost. This index is just put everything in one place.
By Lana V LynxExclusive • 4 months ago
My American Football Story
I am so happy today because a good friend sent me my very first long-read in English I'd written back in October 1996. I thought I lost it forever. It was published in the K-State alumni magazine. Reading it back now I keep thinking that it was idealistic, naive and in some places overly judgemental, but I was much younger and categorical then. Sorry if it comes across insensitive by today's standards.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in Cleats
PACO Calling TACO - 4. Top Story - September 2025.
This conversation happened on Sunday, September 28, after Putin was briefed on the UN General Assembly sessions and Trump's post on Truth Social about "discussions with the Middle Eastern Community concerning Gaza."
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in The Swamp
