Meredith Harmon
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Mix equal parts anthropologist, biologist, geologist, and artisan, stir and heat in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, sprinkle with a heaping pile of odd life experiences. Half-baked.
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How to Train Your Very Own Dragon
OFFICIAL SYLVAN SERPENTINE SANCTUARY STATIONERY Since that dratted movie came out, people have been given a very wrong impression about how to hatch, raise, and train your very own dragon. We are here to put a stop to this nonsense, by once again issuing our official How To Train Your Dragon manual. And this time, pay attention, please? Your life, and the life you’ve chosen to bond with, may depend on it.
By Meredith Harmonabout a month ago in Fiction
Wyrd Sisters
I was nervous, so I perched myself on a stool towards the back of the clearing. The oldest invites the youngest, it it said. Old Mother Smythe invited me to come, and smiling, said, “Bring something you harvest along the way. Something meaningful, something interesting, something with purpose. Something that can contribute.”
By Meredith Harmonabout a month ago in Fiction
The Idea Ranch Competition
"Welcome back, folx, this is your host, Ann Ouncer, and we’re coming to you live from the trial runs of the Idea Ranch Championships, the seventh annual running, where the best authors and aspiring authors come and take their turns trying to run down the wildest of wild ideas."
By Meredith Harmonabout a month ago in Fiction
Ruby
Frosted fiery ring Reflects the barest sunset- A glimmering joule.
By Meredith Harmonabout a month ago in Poets
Shrimp for Christmas
It’s all right, dear. You can skip the ham this Christmas. The goose, and turkey, and whatever else, too. Unless you want to hand out a feast to the forest creatures? Lady Bountiful meets Father Christmas? Hey, you do you, my dear, but there’s already a lot of holiday spirits running amok; if you wish to aim for one of our seats with everything else on your plate, then by all means, carry on. But I would submit that you can strike Chief Cook and Bottle Washer off the list.
By Meredith Harmon2 months ago in Humans
The Beverage of Choice
Let me put down my mug of hot cocoa to better have a chat with you. Want some? Sure! I’ve got plenty. I just stocked up before you arrived, it’s a lovely trip into the country. Well, yes, I do live in the country, but there’s “country,” and there’s Country. I live in a dinky town surrounded by farms. It’s very different to live on one of the farms, with only other farms a good long walk away, as your neighbors.
By Meredith Harmon2 months ago in Humans
Museum Obscura. Top Story - December 2025.
I have to be careful. Very, very careful. I should know, I built the darn thing. I was using the small unit today. I’d tried with the big one, personally going back to purchase, but the stubborn ass wouldn’t sell. Didn’t trust me, didn’t trust my motive.
By Meredith Harmon2 months ago in Fiction
