Noir G

Secret Life of a Church Family

Good morning-ting or afternoon or whatever. Let me start by introducing myself or what not. I am Noir, like the wine Pinot noir. Definitely not my mom’s idea but my dad’s; a current, used to be, or reborn alcoholic. We’ll talk about him a bit later but… yes Noir Goodwine is me. I guess they thought the name was a good play on words so I’ll take it. As an Aquarius women, we are known to be very nonchalant and have an I don’t care attitude so I had a pretty good life overall. But being the true Aquarius that I am, wise beyond my years. I have witnessed a lot of craziness. So let me give you the good wine about these people that DNA proved is my family. Now let me say before I get too deep, I don’t claim these folks anymore lol. I love them, I truly do but the messiness and craziness is not conducive to me being the unbothered successful woman that I am. Soooo I’ll start with my dad side of the family because to be honest, they will have me writing this story for years to come. Yes it is just that crazy but trust me, it is 100% true.