River and Celia in Underland
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Mad-hap shenanigans, scrawlings, art and stuff ;)
Poetry Collection, Is this All We Get?
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Poe 'Vices 4
Introducing Poe ‘Vices: Life Advice You Definitely Didn’t Ask For or need. From chaos gremlin to cosmic counsellor, Poe (The infinite, scream-Beam) is now solving your deepest problems with her signature style: shouting, biting things, and chicken, obvs. Fools.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Motivation
Poe 'Vices 3
Introducing Poe ‘Vices: Life Advice You Definitely Didn’t Ask For or need. From chaos gremlin to cosmic counsellor, Poe (The infinite, scream-Beam) is now solving your deepest problems with her signature style: shouting, biting things, and chicken, obvs. Fools.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Motivation
Poe 'vices 2
Introducing Poe ‘Vices: Life Advice You Definitely Didn’t Ask For or need. From chaos gremlin to cosmic counsellor, Poe (The infinite, scream-queen) is now solving your deepest problems with her signature style: shouting, biting things, and chicken, obvs.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Motivation
Poe 'Vices
Dear Poe, I recently broke up with my girlfriend after five years. I feel lost, like I don’t know who I am anymore without her. I’ve tried journaling, hiking, even therapy they tell you to do at grad college, but nothing’s working. What do I do? – Hollow in Halifax
By River and Celia in Underland 11 months ago in Motivation
A Genius Amongst Fools: The Rise and Fall of Ben Skid
Ben Skid considered himself to be the smartest dude in the room. Whichever room he found himself in, he would always outwit, outsmart and outdo everyone in it. Especially in chat rooms and online forums. . Here he didn’t have to have a personality, he could create one, which was rather fortunate for him, if truth be told in real life he was known as something of a boring fuck.
By River and Celia in Underland 11 months ago in Humor
The Art of the Fowl. Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
Chuck yawned in perfect sync with the buffering sun. Another day, another bit of grain. He rolled out of bed. Lethargic, he shuffled to the fridge. Empty. He sighed. The grocery store it was then. He hated shopping more than most things in the world but the recent glitch in the Zon-am algorithm had left orders scrambled again. Bacon replaced by potato chips, cheese with chalk and once, a screwdriver substituting a cucumber.
By River and Celia in Underland 11 months ago in Humor
