Embarrassment
Accept, Limit, Concentrate
Accept yourself, nothing and no one will make you change. You are avoidant, you suffer from social phobia and this will accompany you throughout your life, therefore, the sooner you make up your mind and act accordingly, not opposing what happens to you but waiting for the crisis to pass and bypassing obstacles, the better. Avoid blaming yourself: you can’t do anything about it and, in any case, you don’t hurt anyone.
By Patrizia Poli4 years ago in Confessions
A PIECE OF MY MIND
I blew hard, repeatedly gasping for air, each breath mandatorily drawn orally and not through nasal orifices blocked by... what? For nearly an hour to clear my right nasal passage from the obstruction causing me to lose consciousness. It was funny to me that my face had grown to a rubbery texture. Unreal for anyone not in film and theatre. As I gasped and blew I could feel myself slipping into a blackout. Just before falling across one end of my bed, I felt it fall free from one nasal... my right nasal drew a bit of air. Through dimmed eyes, I could see a small clump of blue-grey tissue in my hand. I blacked out.
By CarmenJimersonCross4 years ago in Confessions
The Worst Summer Meal of My Life
It is a splash of bright orange in the middle of the dark summer forest. We have turned the corner of the trail and a beam of sunlight has entered the forest in front of us illuminating an oak stump that is studded with an orange shelf fungus that ladders its way up the wood. This is the mother lode, a chicken-of-the-woods mushroom bigger than any we have ever seen.
By Andrew Gaertner4 years ago in Confessions
Why I bought a Louis Vuitton handbag for my imaginary sister
“Why is there a $3000 Louis Vuitton handbag in your closet?” As I read the SMS from my girlfriend, Vanessa, I was struck with a sudden sense of dread, and the realization that I was going to need to make a confession to her, but it was one that I would struggle to accurately relay over a text message. Yet, I sent the following reply anyway.
By D-Donohoe4 years ago in Confessions
Her Resentment Towards Me Is an Important lesson about Relationships
At the beginning of 2022, what I struggled with the most was getting back out into the public. At that point, I had spent the last 7 or so months at home and I only went out about once every few months.
By James Ssekamatte4 years ago in Confessions
A Letter To The Owners Of The Airbnb I Accidentally Redecorated With My Blood. Runner-Up in Holiday Hijinks Challenge. Top Story - June 2022.
To the owners of an unnamed property in Llanberis, North Wales, the United Kingdom. I’m sorry. I truly am. I never meant to leave your beautiful cottage looking like Leatherface’s workshop. It was an accident.
By Christopher Donovan4 years ago in Confessions
Holes in my Clothes
Marry was going on a girls night out with her girlfriend Sue, they planned on going out for dinner and bowling at the Rex bowling alley. So she got ready. She got in the shower at 4:00 pm. She put on a pale green western button up and she put on lady wranglers her boots and she braided her mid back length hair and put her makeup and was ready to go. Sue had done the same, they were really looking forward to this day. They both had went off to college. Sue went to a local college to take a writing coarse and the other business in it was online. However, they were so, busy with work and college that they had lost touch with each other. They would call and swap stories about what they were learning and what they had planned to do after college. Sue want to be an author and she finished in two months and was already writing she said that she was writing a comedy story call What the Hell Bobby? a story about how lazy that the government employees have become. While Marry had to go through 2 year to get her associates degree. She was not to happy about it but she needed to know the essentials of business. Marry had just graduated and they were celebrating. She got there and Sue was all dressed up and her makeup was done but there were holes purposely placed in her blouse and jeans. She thought to herself What the hell bobby? Have woke up in the twilight zone or something. I know that I have not smoked some funny stuff. She kept quite all through the drive and through dinner. They bowled and she bit her lip she did not want to offend her friend and risk the friendship that they had since kindergarten. She kept getting funny looks and then this young cowboy about 26 years old holler at her and said.
By Funny Kay4 years ago in Confessions







