Humor

Dream a Little Dream...
So is she really coming or are we just waiting around? She said she'll meet us here and she will. I'm just saying... What time did you say we'd be here?
By Paul A. Merkley10 days ago in Fiction
You Promised This Would Be the Last Question
“You promised this would be the last question.” “I did.” “Then ask it.” “I already have.” “That wasn’t a question.” “It wasn’t?”
By Sound and Spirit10 days ago in Fiction
Going To The School Nurse In 1977
"Yes, we're having TV dinners tonight Frank." "I want Turkey Dinner, but I don't want the cranberry compote. Are you having the Salisbury Steak, Alice?"
By John R. Godwin10 days ago in Fiction
Don’t Read It Out Loud
“Is this yours?” “No.” “It was on the printer.” “I didn’t print anything.” “It doesn’t have a header.” “Let me see.” “Don’t touch it yet.”
By Sound and Spirit10 days ago in Fiction
Impulse Purchases
Impulse Purchases “Did you hear a scream?!” “Yes I was the one who screamed! A mouse just ran across the room from that cabinet!”aaA mouse!!”
By VJHD10 days ago in Fiction
This Isn’t the First Time You’ve Asked Me That
“Why are you looking at me like that?” “Like what?” “Like you’re waiting for me to say the wrong thing.” “I’m not.” “You are.”
By Sound and Spirit10 days ago in Fiction
You Said You’d Call If You Survived
“Hey. It’s me.” “I don’t know if this is even going to go through.” “The signal keeps dropping.” “I’m supposed to keep this short.”
By Sound and Spirit10 days ago in Fiction
Before You Leave
“Do you have everything?” “I think so.” “You think or you know?” “I know. Mostly.” “Mostly doesn’t help much when you’re already halfway out the door.”
By Sound and Spirit10 days ago in Fiction
Auction
"We have our first item, you can peruse and examine it, to get an idea if you want it. I know you two will both want this, so I am expecting an aggressive bidding marathon, but when the hammer goes down, the hammer goes down, and it will be the end of the auction for this item".
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 10 days ago in Fiction
Eat Me
“Eat me.” “What did you say?” “I didn’t say anything.” “You said eat me.” “I didn’t even open my mouth.” “Eat me.”
By David E. Perry10 days ago in Fiction
"Remove That Hex!" - 2
This is Part 2 of an absurdist, romance novel-spoof horror-sprinkled tale of Elena, a 30-something divorced postal worker living in a high-rise studio apartment in any city in Russia. Once, she bought a talking fish who turned out to be a witch-hexed prince. The only way to remove the hex would be for Elena to fall in love and give him a human baby. Falling in love was the easy part. One day, Elena started to lay fish eggs and put them in the aquarium where her Prince lived in the fish form. She told him to watch them while she was at work, however, the eggs kept disappearing.
By Lana V Lynx10 days ago in Fiction
Lovely
And that was “Lovely Little Liar” by Cherish Evans. As of this morning, “Lovely” will mark Cherish’s first ever Grammy nomination!
By Faris Lannon10 days ago in Fiction