Humor

Run for the Border
Now I got a job But it don't pay - "Train in Vain" by The Clash "What do you reckon, Ian?" Private Martin Williams said as both men gazed up at the sky from beneath their rimmed helmets. "Think Fritz has turned it off?"
By Stephen A. Roddewig4 years ago in Fiction
The Rules of Engagement
A crimson envelope laid flat on the table before the man who’d awakened only moments prior. The vibrant color stuck out in the otherwise drab beige and browns of the train cabin. The space was void of any other human presence than his own — strange given how decorative the cabin was. Lush carpet, and finely stitched upholstery abound. It was somewhat aggravating how comfortable the seating was.
By Vagabond Writes4 years ago in Fiction
Down in the valley
The sun was pale yellow and so was the man; the wizard. He scratched his leg. A purple laurel leaf blew past his untied hair. He blinked slowly. The day was waking up.
By S. T. Buxton4 years ago in Fiction
Different world who
"Uncle, wake up, wake up, you don't want to die..." Like a dream, Nie Kong suddenly heard the sad and anxious woman's voice, not from a zheng one zheng, consciousness suddenly clear a few minutes: uncle? When did I have a niece? Besides, I seem to have been struck by lightning. Why does she tell me not to die? Don't...
By 肖湾4 years ago in Fiction
Different world who
At this moment, the four weeks were so quiet that I could smell the needles. The pictures in the room also seemed to coagulate. At the door of the room littered with sawdust, the girl with untidy hair was held by two men, one tall and one short, with tears in her eyes. In front of the girl, a young man with eyes and ears is pinching her cheek. His teasing smile is frozen on his face. All four of them are staring at Nie Kong sitting on the bed with their mouths open.
By 肖湾4 years ago in Fiction
Different world who
Wu Tong and others finally retreated, flower eyebrow relieved to breathe, sparkling eyes in a trace of admiration, smile: "uncle, you are really severe, a glance to see their hidden disease."
By 肖湾4 years ago in Fiction
Different world who
After pondering for a long time, Nie Kong couldn't figure out what was going on. Maybe there was something wrong with the demon game when he was struck by lightning and died, so the seed of Purple Luo Yinlingxiang followed his soul consciousness to tianling Land and attached to this body.
By 肖湾4 years ago in Fiction
Different world who
"Good evening dear gamers, my name is The Demon GM007... October 10, 2025, will always be remembered by all of us monsters; Tonight is going to be a very emotional and exciting night, because in a few seconds..."
By 肖湾4 years ago in Fiction
Crazy Cab Ride
First, I would like to say that none of this is totally my fault. I strongly believe in karma, and this man got everything that he deserved. With that being said I also believe that karma is going to knock me the hell out, because I couldn’t let it go.
By Whitney Thompson4 years ago in Fiction
Forced to join Vajra temple in the beginning (Chapter 2)
A square on one side of the mine was soon packed with people. Ningchuan, too, trotted along, panting, and stood still in the crowd.
By BUCIJIN4 years ago in Fiction
Agency of the 5th World Head Mission 1: Agents Assemble (Remix Version)
<By Jeremiah Ellison Original Plotline by Jeremiah Ellison and Nic Ellison I do not own Club Penguin, FusionFall, Pokémon, or Roblox. Each belongs to their respective owners.>
By Jeremiah Ellison4 years ago in Fiction
Army of Ants
It was summer again. Barry didn't hate the summer because of the heat, he didn't particularly enjoy how hot it would get, it wasn't what bothered him the most. It was the bugs. Summer brought out the worst bugs and insects. Anything from ants to cockroaches to an infestation of flies. Barry wasn't afraid of these insects and bugs, but he truly hated the pests because he had to deal with them. They were gross and carried plenty of diseases.
By Rick Pension4 years ago in Fiction