Humor

TO be or not… what does it mean to be at all?!

It is 1:55 pm now in Cairo. I am sitting on my favorite disc, in front of my laptop, tapping the keys on the keyboard, feeling the warmth of the sunbeams illuminating my room through a 1x1.5m window on my right.

New Virus Detected in America

While still reeling from the world-wide effects of COVID-19, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert regarding another in a long list of highly contagious and potentially dangerous viruses. These new viruses can be transmitted orally, by hand, visually and even electronically. A facilitating agent for transmission of the virus, is considered, also to be governmental and corporate stupidity and greed. The virus has been aptly named the Weekly Overload Recreation Killer (WORK) virus. Ground zero for the start-up of this virus has been narrowed down to a location somewhere between 1599 and 1601 Pennsylvania Avenue in the city of Washington, D.C. in America. It seems that a person (or persons) in that specific area has been attempting to spread the virus to many parts of America and the world through insistence that the citizens of (at least) America (especially the elderly) prepare to undergo daily and/or regular contact with WORK beginning as soon as yesterday. It is very likely that WORK has already been contracted by some corporate bosses and employers and that they, in turn, are prime candidates to spread this very dangerous virus to others in their own business environments. The CDC strongly recommends that all citizens of America, and indeed North America and the World, should distance themselves as far as possible from WORK at this particular stage of the present global crisis. If, for example, your own boss attempts to transmit WORK to you, or if you suspect that any of your colleagues are extending efforts to put you in contact with WORK, via any means, immediately vacate those premises and take shelter right away in your own home. One should also avoid opening electronic messages or responding to telephone calls that may attempt to coerce you back into the WORK-infested environment any time in the indefinite future.

Pigeons

‘Croo, coo; crooo... croo; croo, coo,’ wing-flap, ‘croo,’ a louder wing-flap. ‘Crooo, co; croo, croo, croo,’ and a series of wing-flaps that made Federico sit up on the bed. But he lay down again immediately, covering his head.

Unrequited love of Akash and Nabila

Unrequited love of Akash and Nabila Akash has always had a little more weakness to Facebook. He used to chat on Facebook, doing this and that every day. He spends most of his time commenting on his friends' status and telling stories. But when Facebook friends are busy with other things and can't find friends online to tell stories, lonely darkness descends on Akash's life.

Cat-tastrophe!

Ohhhhh, there once was a cat, and his name was Jed! Poor Mountaineer barely kept his kittens fed... Sorry, wrong cat, wrong song.

THE CRIMSON WIZARD

Thomas' Mystery

Once upon a time, there was a man named Thomas. Thomas was exceedingly average. When he went to school he earned average grades, at work he performed exactly as expected, and when he returned home, he spent his time as an average American would. Thomas stayed in line as he should, never making waves, keeping on the correct path of life so that he could eventually retire and live a relaxing life wherever he ended up. He always hoped it would be California, but he would be fine in whatever quiet suburb was offered to him.

The Jet Pee Nong Hotel

“Jet Pee Nong, what the hell is that?” asked the walk-in customer. “That, my friend, is the name of a magnificent hotel. At a brilliant resort, on the holiday you’ve been dreaming of.” Answered the overly keen sales agent at Rickets Travel Bureau.

Love takes away more than it gives.

- In the days of the Ramayana, the earth was hesitant. It is not ram and not hands. But if Kali had any hesitation, it would be for the benefit of others, not Ramapati. Frankly, I do not understand that there is no human. Everyone was standing on top of the hill, talking. Suddenly Nanellar shouted. If I say - Ray is coming, but not until then. We all looked and saw Ramapati and entered his house again. Everyone realizes that no matter how urgent Ramapati's mission may be, he must stop paving the way as it is now. When you get home, you can sit quietly for a while. Then he sent a servant to take a look. If the server comes back and says the road is clear, he can go out again. I said let's go, what's the point of being difficult? Why did Nanilal say he's moving? Is this the way? Shall we eat a girl learning to read?

There is more joy in giving love than in receiving love.

gem  In the neglect of poetry, the Indian poet Rabindranath has been complaining about the world poet Palmicki, who has done injustice to Urmira in his poetry. However, he also said that in rasasrishti it is impossible to give the heroine the same respect and equal rights. However, Urmila is mentioned in the Ramayana. But don't Ramchandra and Sita Devi have more female friends and servants that Adikabi doesn't even mention?

A sweet love.

- Day off. In the morning, Tarini Chattogei came out with four mice and a cup of tea. His descent meant - the daughter went out to find a pot for the rock. He's been doing this for three years. When I returned in the evening, I put a foot in the dirt and sat down with my head in both hands. His wife, Navadurga, hastily put the pillow aside and left it near her. I asked him to get up and sit down. The faint smile on Talini Babu's face disappeared with a sigh before exploding. He said: Why do I make sure to keep me alive?

Swipe Right For Love

I will be releasing excerpts of my book Swipe Right For Love, for anyone interested in a humorous and romantic look at modern-day love and dating.