Satire

The Teller
“In twelve days, you’ll find everything you’re looking for, Ms. Harmsworth. You’ll be able to pay everything back in no time at all,” I told her. The future I saw for her was bleak, unable to pay back the loan the bank was going to give her, so they would foreclose on her house and sell off her assets. It didn’t matter to me, the bank was paying me to ignore the negative visions and use my reputation as the world’s greatest psychic to convince people to take a loan.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 76
We tried to hide amongst the trees . As they got closer to us , we knew we were spotted . They were just trying to play it cool until they could get close enough to surround us or something . John yelled for everyone to run and we took off . I said this way and pointed in the direction that I first heard the louder fight happening . If it was Draco and the robed guy this would be the perfect time for us to provide backup . I explained this to everyone as we ran .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 75
Just when I thought I couldn’t breathe anymore , I heard a loud but muffled scream . Yes I said to myself as I slowly regained my breath. Bulls Eye must’ve got it done it just in the nick of time . When she was focused on taking me and Jerry and John , out he must’ve got her right in the nose or mouth. She must’ve been dying because her magical cloth started to slowly disappear . I guess it was a fatal blow .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 74
While we were in the midst of battle . I was starting to try to analyze our cloth lady enemy . The most jarring problem is that we were on a strict time limit . John was regrettably still trapped in her cloth . We had to defeat her or free him before he stopped breathing . If we don't focus soon my new friend will be dead .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 73
In the distance I heard a loud explosion . The impact of the explosion was so loud that I guess our two leaders must be engaged in combat . It must be the robe guy and Draco fighting I thought . Still they seemed to be a far distance away from me . I decided that it might be best to continue to slowly making my way through the town . My job was to see if I could help somebody else or take out another enemy . It was also that I had Jerry beside me. A few minutes later I noticed another small skirmish taken place . Except it was it was way closer than the first explosion . Jerry noticed it as well , we both took off running towards the sound .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 72
This time I decided to dodge her sword attack instead of blocking . Seeing as how far she sent me flying before. I barely dodged it and was panting while anticipating her next attack . After the last attack she started concentrating with both of her hands . Her hands were soon to be covered in a large ball of light . It was twice as large as the one that she launched at me before. Shit I thought I wish my drill absorbed light just like my drill is able to absorb electricity.
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
The Chocolate Box
I wish something interesting would happen. It was raining today, and I was stuck inside this office with nothing to do but stare out my small window. I felt trapped in my small room.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Fiction
A Christmas Carol- The Aftermath
It was the night after Christmas when there arose such a commotion in the street below that I had to tear open the shutters and through up the sash to see what was going on. The clattering sound that woke me was a police wagon being pulled by two stout horses. The disturbance was happening directly below my window so that I could hear everyone’s conversation.
By Mark Gagnon3 years ago in Fiction
Zhane & Vitani Chapter 3
Chapter 3 Zhane joins a gang. It was the end of 4th period, and everyone was going to lunch. Zhane was putting his stuff in his locker when his friend Tommy showed up.
By Kylecovey Smith3 years ago in Fiction
My First-ever Stand-up Comedy script
Note: My English is very Bad Emotionally, Physically and Grammatically. Hello, Today is my first-ever Open Mic, If I bomb today please laugh because it’s
By Dhanush Kaluvala3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 70
I walked up to the building slowly and cautiously . While I was walking towards the building my fur stood up tall . Once again , just like always when I was in this situation . I had goosebumps run all over . There was definitely a creepy vibe emanating from this place . I started to reinsure my self that I’m a strong fighter with an improved weapon . There was no way that I planned on losing today . I’m going to go in here and defeat my enemy or enemies . Oh shit , I thought to myself . I hope it’s just one person .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction
Planet Tetro ~ Page 69
Draco looked at everyone quickly and said okay lets attack before they notice what happened to their scouts . He told us to spread out on the outskirts of the village . We were to surround the village like a web and prioritize on taking out anyone that’s strong . We were to take the weak guys out fast . We all sprinted to our position outside of the village where we were supposed to continue the attack . The village looked really weird and all of the buildings looked like hollow square mounds using the weird guys powers .
By Terrence3 years ago in Fiction