Satire

The Lantern in the Attic
There was a house on the edge of the village that no one spoke of, not unless the wind was still and the night felt too long. It stood at the top of the hill, half-hidden by ivy and time, its windows clouded with dust, its porch sagging under the weight of years. The other children said it was cursed. They claimed they’d seen shadows where there should be none, heard laughter when the house had been empty for decades.
By meerjananabout a month ago in Fiction
The Window That Waited
In a quiet corner of the city, where the traffic never quite quieted and the buildings leaned into each other like old friends, stood a weathered apartment block with peeling paint and a rusted fire escape. It wasn’t grand or new, but it had stood for decades, holding stories in its walls.
By meerjananabout a month ago in Fiction
The Silent War the World Is Already Fighting
The Silent War the World Is Already Fighting When people think about war, they imagine soldiers, tanks, and explosions. But today, some of the most dangerous battles are happening quietly—without gunfire, without borders, and often without the public even noticing. This is the age of cyber warfare, and it has already changed how nations compete for power.
By Wings of Time about a month ago in Fiction
The Animal Companion Corporation. Runner-Up in Instructions Included Challenge. Content Warning.
Congratulations. You have survived: Chapter One: Breeding Chapter Two: The Pains of Pregnancy Chapter Three: Why?! - Steps to Losing Your Regret of Having a Child Chapter Four: Your Life is Still Over - Hello, Infancy! Chapter Five: Stop Eating That! - Oh, That Toddler! Chapter Six: Childhood - Peaceful Chapter Seven: Childhood - OMFG, WHY DID I WANT CHILDREN?!
By Luna Jordanabout a month ago in Fiction
Immortality Pill Failure
Putin woke up after the injection, looked in the mirror, and dialed a number in panic, "Masha, I don't think this immortality pill works the way it's supposed to! Are you sure about the dosage?"
By Lana V Lynxabout a month ago in Fiction
How to Survive an Alien Abduction
1. Introduction It is no secret that the river is not as safe as it used to be. The threats that have risen against us have multiplied on a massive scale. I’m not talking about bears, eagles, or even one another, I’m talking about a far more formidable foe. Many have said that they are just a myth or a scary bedtime story for your fingerlings, but the truth is, they’re out there lying in wait for us. If they weren’t, we wouldn’t have seen so many disappearances as we have in this past season. Make no mistake, aliens are very real. That is why I’m here to tell you exactly what you need to do in the event of a close encounter.
By Levi Dicksonabout a month ago in Fiction
Lifetimes . Content Warning.
136 years later Marcus I sit in my new apartment in Charlotte as I ay on my new bed that Just got here yesterday, the only piece of furniture in the apartment and the first time in my life I've had anything actually new that wasn't handed down to me. I sigh as I enjoy my little piece of success until I hear a knock on the door, I pop my head up like a meerkat trying to not be prey as I yell who is it? I hear back its Santa Claus you dipwad! I shake my head as I get up and open the door as my sister walks in pushing pass me and says I told you I was coming over today.
By cheyenne about a month ago in Fiction
PACO Calling TACO - 8
"Hello, Donald?" "Yes, Vladimir? We are on full-name basis again?" "Yes, I'm so mad at you!" "Why, Vladimir? What did I do?"
By Lana V Lynxabout a month ago in Fiction
The Wannabe Supermodel Rulebook. Honorable Mention in Instructions Included Challenge. Top Story - January 2026. Content Warning.
Before we begin, I must be clear: your chances of succeeding in this cutthroat industry are slim to nihilistic nil. Nevertheless, as the head of Models Maximal, I am obligated to outline the 49 rules for overnight success.
By Edward Swaffordabout a month ago in Fiction
Becoming the Perfect You.. Content Warning.
Let's welcome the New Year not with resolutions or goals but with becoming the best version of yourself. Step One: Figure out what it is you like about yourself. Take these aspects about yourself and continue to improve these.
By Jen Phillipsabout a month ago in Fiction
The Picture of Vova
Realization hit Putin like a fist in the face. "Basil, you son of a bitch! I want my money back! You promised me immortality!" Putin yelled, pointing at the painting – his own head lying on the ground beside him.
By Cristal S.about a month ago in Fiction
Everyone Is Immortal
Intoduction This is for Lana V Lynx's "Immortality, Granted!" Challenge, which you can check out here: These are the opening lines:
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred about a month ago in Fiction