The Heist Of My Life In A Latte

It is not often that one can enjoy a serendiptous gift from the gods themselves, let alone from a mere mortal. And yet, on this day I am about to tell you about, it did happen.

My wife had wandered off to the bathroom. I sat gazing vacantly at my free cafe latte, wondering about the mysteries of the universe. I gently cupped the holy grail and began to softly sip the energy giving fluid.

Suddenly, in the cream, I could see the spiral of the Milky Way. I could have swore I saw Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn, they were all there.

Perhaps, if I tried hard enough, I'd be able to see Higgs Bosun, or the God Particle, as it is often called. It is, they say, where all life begins. Then I began to imagine, that if I looked long and closely enough, I would be able to see God himself!

I picked up the ceramic cup, with its life giving force of caffein, and as I did so, I realised that I was holding the entire universe, with all of its unknown mysteries, in my hands. It was the ultimate heist you could ever imagine.