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Special effects may be lacking, but vintage horror films still manage to keep our palms sweating and blood pumping; a look back at retro horror films, stories, books and characters that prove everything is scarier in black and white.

The Masque of the Red Death (1842)
What of the mad Prince Prospero, and his designs to remain alive, even during the "Red Death" of the plague? Outside, the peasantry died a verminous death, covered in sores and heaped, e must assume, into piles of stinking, rotting, cadaverous bodies, heads, "like cordwood," until last rites could be performed, and then the stinking, fly-ridden piles set to the blaze.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Horror
Horror stories - Myths and Legends Based On Real Events - part 2
The internet is full of all kinds of horror stories, but most of them are just that - simple fantastical concoctions to tell friends around the campfire or in front of the fireplace on frosty winter evenings.
By Viorel Secareanu3 years ago in Horror
The Monster from the Ocean Floor (1954)
1954's Monster from the Ocean Floor, the first film produced by cinematic B-Movie mogul Roger Corman, features its titular monster at the very end o the picture, for all of about four minutes. Once we see the monster, it's a little anti-climatic, since it's essentially an Ed Wood rubber squid with a big, single, glowing Lovecraftian eye.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Horror
MR.Violence: Dracula The FINALE
DRACULA GETS UP FROM HIS SEAT AND SAYS IF YOU KNEW THIS WAS A TRAP WHY DID YOU COME ANYWAY. RAPHAEL SAYS I AM VERY CURIOUS ABOUT YOU AND I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ARE YOU A VAMPIRE OR ARE YOU JUST A MAN WHO JUST LOVES KILLING WOMEN AND CHILDREN EITHER WAY BROTHER YOU ARE GOING DOWN. DRACULA SAYS ME AND VIKTOR THE MAN THAT WAS HIRED TO COME HERE TO DO THE SAME THING HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL THAT YOU WORKING FOR THE SAME MAN WHO THE DOES THE SAME AS ME? RAPHAEL SAYS AFTER I DEAL WITH YOU HE IS NEXT! DRACULA SAYS YOU AREN’T LEAVING THIS ROOM. I AM THE FEAR THAT IS ACCUSTOMED TO AND I AM THE REASON THAT YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS.
By Victor Robinson II3 years ago in Horror
The Great Dead Womb
We may now enter the "Great Dead Womb" that is the melancholy House of Usher. There's a marvelous cunt-like crack across the surface of the melancholy House of Usher. Our Narrator (who shall always and forevermore remain nameless), approaches it "on the whole of a dark, dull and soulless evening in the autumn of the year." The leaves are falling, birds do not sing. There is a wicked tarn throwing up a miasmal funk, a vaginal odor of a great dead, stone thing.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Horror
Ed Wood (1994)
Ed Wood is Tim Burton's biopic based (loosely) on the life of cult auteur shit director Edward D. Wood Jr, a man known as much for writing, producing, directing, and starring in the first pro-transvestite film ever made, the unfortunately execrable Glen or Glenda (1953), Bride of the Monster (1955), and the all-time Turkey Award Winning (at least, according to the Medved Brothers and their book, The Golden Turkey Awards) outer space ghoul grave robbing flying saucer flick, Plan Nine from Outer Space (1957), starring a pitiful reel of stock footage of a tragic Bela Lugosi, who had already died. The source material for this movie, jazz guitarist Rudolph Grey's book, Nightmare of Ecstacy: The Life and Art of Edward D. Wood Junior (Feral House, 1990) is, as John Waters notes, a "jaw-dropping" read. The movie is more of a send-up, satire, but has enough heartfelt schmaltz and good vibes to warm the heart of even the most jaded video viewer.
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Horror
The evil spirit from the painting
It was in the fall of 2007; I had just moved from the village to the city; I inherited a very nice 3-room apartment. I really liked everything about it, except for one place, in my bedroom opposite the bed, the wall was completely bare. This annoyed me terribly. I decided to drop by the nearest furniture store after work and buy a mirror.
By Julia Njord3 years ago in Horror
The Cost of Diamonds
“Oh, it’s the bee’s knees!” she gushed as she pulled the needle-beaded dress from its paper wrapping. “Thank you thank you thank you!”
By Catherine Kenwell3 years ago in Horror
Battle for Crimea coming?
Fight for Crimea coming? Ukraine approaches nearby populace to get ready for battle after Zelensky's comments. Ukrainian specialists told occupants of the Russian-attached Crimean Peninsula on Sept. 6 that they ought to get ready reinforced hideouts and stock up on provisions as experts in Kiev push forward with plans for a significant counter-hostile to drive Russian powers from the involved Ukrainian land, as per media reports.
By 肖湾3 years ago in Horror
Creepshow (1982)
Heh-heh!! Greetings, kiddies, and welcome to the first issue of Creepshow, the magazine that dares to answer the question, "Who goes there?"
By Tom Baker3 years ago in Horror
The Curse of the Crying Woman: The Real Story
I live in a small town near Bordeaux. As in any city, there are skeletons in the closet, stories and dark legends. My dad first told this story when I was about ten years old on Christmas Eve, and since then he likes to mention it at every opportunity, especially when he wants to scare someone ....
By Julia Njord3 years ago in Horror
ARAMIS AND SHELBY
The smell of leather and cologne compelled Dany to glance up from her computer. “Well, hello,” she smiled at the age-chiseled countenance in front of her. “Welcome to Vintage Pearl Custom. How can we help you today?”
By Catherine Kenwell3 years ago in Horror