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WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN?
WHAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN? That's a great question and if you could ask a sea creature like a tiny damsel fish they might say white sharks are among the fiercest hunters in the ocean, that this animal is the most dangerous with their amazing swimming speed and rows of sharp great teeth. So they can be pretty dangerous to fish or maybe they would tell you a blue whale is the most dangerous and that would make sense since it's so huge. Blue whales swim through swarms of tiny creatures called Krill with their mouths wide open and when they do watch out they can swallow up to four tons of krill in a day that's more than the weight of three of these cars, and that's not all they eat with their mouths open like that they can sometimes accidentally swallow other creatures like fish and squid in the process.
By Osamuyimen Gift2 years ago in Humor
Castle Chronicles V
MILITARY: WAR DECLARED!! As our illustrious realm has been repeatedly attacked by the heathen realm calling themselves "Immortals," our magnificent regent has seen fit to declare a state of war. War Chief Alistar was quoted as saying, "As unsinkable ships sink, so too do Immortals die!" Cpt. Strongarm of the royal guard has sent forth a call for volunteers to join in a concerted attack on these our dastardly foes. Lord Dakkarious, royal gardener and artificer of atomic dung bombs, has sent forth a call for extra sheep bladders and wool necessary for the fabrication of bomb casings. Meanwhile, Lord Tolke's kraken, Spike, is said to be creating copious amounts of the main ingredient necessary for the synthesization of dung/fertilizer bombs.
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Humor
How South Park Used ChatGPT to Help Write an Episode. Content Warning.
South Park is a show like no other. Where so many shows and cartoons seem almost to exist outside of time, South Park stays rooted in the moment. That’s not to say, of course, that the children have actually aged. Apart from graduating from third to fourth grade, they’ve remained 10-year-olds as they’ve confronted everything from climate change to religion, to politics, to a giant mechanized Barbara Streisand.
By Ben Ulansey2 years ago in Humor
South Park: The Most Important Satire Ever Made
Sometimes South Park can get a bad rap. With some of the jokes told in its 26 year run, it's not difficult to see why. South Park is both ruthless and persevering. With 326 episodes in its catalogue, there are few issues the long-running satire has failed to explore - and comprehensively.
By Ben Ulansey2 years ago in Humor
Clocking the Laughs: How Long is a Hyprov Las Vegas Show?
Introduction: In the buzzing heart of Las Vegas, where entertainment is the name of the game, Hyprov stands out with its quirky blend of hypnosis and improv. As the showtime approaches, one question tends to pop up: 'How long is this laughter ride?' Let's dive into the time frame that shapes this unique show, setting the stage for an evening full of giggles and awe.
By Kenzie Scott2 years ago in Humor
Castle Chronicles IV
WEAPONS / RESEARCH: Lord Androlian has reported the disovery of an adhesive that may solve a number of problems inherent in Lord Dakkarious' ongong weapons research. Whilst climbing a tree to avoid the wrath of the warrior princess Vice Nanaja, Lord Androlian was sapped upon the head. While Lady Emcat professes responsibility for the fortuitious blow which knocked our jester from his perch, Androlian maintains he "slipped on a batch of bat guano." Be that as it may, the sap covering Lord Androlian's hands and hair upon his rather abrupt (and painful) departure from the tree was found to have properties similar to gorilla glue. While Lord Androlian sports a new crew cut, the result of having to cut his sticky fingers loose from his hair, Lord Dakkarious is delighting in expolring the uses to which this adhesive may be put. Our hermetic researcher stepped out from his lab long enough to inform this reporter that our new Sapper Super Glue will undoubtedly be perfect for the attachment of our latest dung bombs to their frisbee disc delivery systems. [See Science & Technology below]
By Andrew C McDonald2 years ago in Humor
Dog Math Explained
In a nutshell, we do not deserve dogs. When they misbehave, we quickly forgive them; especially when we look through their innocent looking eyes. It is their way of saying sorry, and therefore being let off the hook. And is the back door to some treats. You may have heard of Girl Math, Boy Math, Tradie Math, and even ADHD Math. Now the time has come to welcome in the cutest math of all: Dog Math. Yes, it is a thing, all thanks to social media.
By Justine Crowley2 years ago in Humor
BEAUTIFUL LIVING THROUGH SCIENCE
Lamber sceptra, bibere vitam, potestas eius finem rixae! The flame tucked and shimmied to the sound of a flap. Every eye was on the candle, and not on the soft skin pouring out of the bunched thin white sheet that was spilling off of the table.
By David Cacho2 years ago in Humor
