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Trapped in K-Mart
Trapped in K-Mart. Okay, not really trapped. More like sentenced. Incarcerated. Imprisoned. Condemned to a weekend at K-mart.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Waddling to Work
😜 Today I walked to work. Two miles, as the crow flies. Fifty miles as the aging, out-of-shape desk-jockey with the balding head and bulging stomach waddles.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
Complain, Complain, Complain!
And they blame me for everything humans have done wrong. I am a human. My name is Kloey. But I'm only 11 years old, and I've barely had time to learn anything in this world because of how exhausting it is to go into a school filled with bright lights. These Shadows, they took over the world some years ago, and ever since then they've been kidnapping children to build up their army. They kidnapped me, too.
By Chloe2 years ago in Humor
Daring Pursuit: A Costly Quest to Salvage a Sunken Phone
Amid the scenic vistas of India's Chhattisgarh state, a narrative unfolded that transcended the ordinary, elevating an inadvertent mishap into a remarkable tale of determination, consequences, and unexpected outcomes. In the midst of what should have been a leisurely vacation, a man's accidental loss of grip on his smartphone – valued at a substantial 100,000 rupees (approximately 1183 ) – unfurled a captivating saga that held within it the essence of human tenacity.
By rick yin2 years ago in Humor
A Diary, An Alien Encounter, And Too Much Anal Probing
Have you ever looked at the stars and wondered where the other intelligent life in the universe was hiding? Maybe you saw something bizarre flying through the skies. Did you read the history of events like the famous Roswell Crash or watch the congressional hearings on the UAP phenomenon?
By Jason Ray Morton 2 years ago in Humor
Why Clickbait Is Wonderful
😜 There are lots of reasons to love clickbait. But before I get to that, let me tell you what clickbait is. It’s important to know what clickbait is. Bob thought he knew what clickbait was, but he was solely mistaken and lead to the most terrible results.
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor
The Timeless Dance of Destiny
In the heart of a bustling city, where the rhythm of life echoed through its streets, there lived a man named Samuel. Samuel was an unassuming clockmaker who owned a small shop on a quaint corner. His existence was marked by the ticking of countless timepieces that adorned his shop, each with its own unique tale to tell.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 2 years ago in Humor
THE QUIETER I TRY TO BE
THE QUIETER I TRY TO BE crash! bam! boom! (*&$#@+*%) (*&$#@+*%) (*&$#@+*%) Why is it that the quieter I try to be, the more noise I end up making. Even walking across the room seems to echo through the house.
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Humor
Rabbit and tortoise's friendship. Content Warning.
Once upon a time, in a lush green forest, lived a very imaginative rabbit named Khargosh. Khargosh loved to spend his days exploring and inventing fun games for all his forest friends. He had a colorful imagination and was always thinking of different ways to have fun. One sunny day, Khargosh stumbled upon a little turtle named Kachhua, who had just moved to the forest. Kachhua was feeling quite lonely and sad because he didn't know anyone and couldn't explore the forest like Khargosh could.
By DHARMA RATAN2 years ago in Humor
The Hunt for Sugar Mummies: A Comedy of Misconceptions
Johnson had a peculiar notion about Abuja— the city was said to be teeming with sugar mummies ready to lavish money on young men in exchange for companionship. But as he would soon find out, not everything was as it seemed in the bustling capital.
By Saheed Abdulsalam2 years ago in Humor
Do You Hoover or Vacuum?
Do you call it a Hoover or a vacuum? In these parts, the domestic appliance that sucks up those cake crumbs from the carpet is generally referred to as the Hoover. For this piece, however, I shall ditch the eponym and use vacuum.
By Joe Young2 years ago in Humor
Fortune Favors the Bold
😜 I don't have a motto, but this one might suffice. "Fortune Favors the Bold". Of course, the bold may very well fail spectacularly, but at the very least we can get a good story out of it. They can tell it at my funeral. Presuming they ever find my body. "Can you believe that he actually TRIED that?"
By Paul Pence2 years ago in Humor