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Live from the Cheese Rolling Race at Cooper’s Hill in Gloucester.
Cole Davieman: What an incredible weekend this is for sport here on the BBC. We have the Monaco Grand Prix, the tennis at the French Open and of course our very own F.A. Cup Final at Wembley. But these all take second place to our live commentary of a Blue-Ribbon event that everybody is talking about right here in sunny Gloucestershire. It’s the annual Cheese Rolling Race at Cooper’s Hill. First written about in 1826 but certainly it's been going a lot longer. Here with me is veteran cheese-rolling champion Ivor Sponge.
By Parody and Satire6 months ago in Humor
Press Conference from the Pamplona 'Encierro' Bull Run
Announcer: We now go over to the post-match press conference in Pamplona, Spain where the American team, the bulls of the Portland Gores are live. They’ve just finished their special international game at the famous Bull Run in the city. They’re the first foreign team to have taken part.
By Parody and Satire6 months ago in Humor
Love Sucks & Then You Fry 🔥
Pain began each day for him— physical agony undreamed of by mere mortals. It was always the same. 🥱 First, straight out of his snake-ridden dung heap bed, he was flayed alive, his flesh peeled off his hideous body by a series of ingenious rollers and razors. Every inch of his epidermis was meticulously sliced away, unveiling a few billion live nerves. Apish-monsters-with-praying-mantis-heads then pushed, prodded, and poked him, rolling his skinless body in a great dune of salt. When he was pulled screaming from the sodium, he was ran under a lava shower, then entrapped in an absolute zero frost. Chipping him out of the ice block, the monsters also inflicted 666 new stab wounds before he was finally released for duty in Satan's service.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Humor
The Hare and the Tortoise
In a quiet meadow surrounded by tall oaks and whispering grasses, animals often gathered to talk, play, and sometimes brag about their talents. Among them lived Hare, the fastest runner in the forest. With sleek legs and boundless energy, Hare never missed a chance to boast.
By ismailghazi6 months ago in Humor
In The Beginning There Was Dust
It's difficult to say that Arazma Beetlebrush, the only real wizard, had a beginning point. Like many ideas floating around on planet Earth, in the early 2020s, truth came in many forms. That truth emanating as several different perceptions of events that took place when Arazma would randomly appear.
By Nigel Sanders6 months ago in Humor
The Misguided Map
Harold had never left his tiny hometown, and Marvin had a reputation for terrible ideas. So when Marvin burst into Harold’s living room waving an old, crumpled map, Harold didn’t question the strange markings or the promise of “untold treasure.” He only questioned why Marvin had eaten the last slice of cake.
By LUNA EDITH6 months ago in Humor
Another F*cking Horror Podcast
Like any episodic format — whether it’s video, audio, or print — staleness, predictability, and ennui can creep in. That’s not the case, however, with Another F*cking Horror Podcast, which seems to get better with time. Since our last review, the show has become even more entertaining, the co-hosts more experienced, and the snark more, well, snarkier.
By Frank Racioppi6 months ago in Humor
