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🐢 Turtle Dad Jokes: Slow, Steady, and Shell-arious!
When it comes to turtle dad jokes, some are fast, some are furious… but the best ones? They're turtley awesome! Whether you're hanging by the pond, visiting the zoo, or just love shelling out puns, turtle dad jokes are the slow-cooked comedy everyone needs.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Did Carlos Mencia Really Steal Jokes? Here's the Story Behind the Controversy
Carlos Mencia, once a popular stand-up comic and the face of Mind of Did Carlos Mencia Steal Jokes became a lightning rod in the comedy world—not for his punchlines, but for a long-standing accusation: stealing jokes.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Music Instrument Jokes: Turning Up the Laughs, One Note at a Time
Music and laughter are the two best universal languages. Put ’em together? Boom—now you’ve got the rhythm and the giggles! Whether you’re a musician, a music lover, or someone who just enjoys a good pun, music instrument jokes hit the right note.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Bond Jokes: License to Laugh
Ah, Bond—James Bond. The name alone drips with charm, class, and danger. But let’s shake (not stir) things up and look at 007 from a whole new angle: his funny bone!
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
TikTok Dad Jokes: The Cringe We Can’t Stop Laughing At
You know you're in for something when a dad walks into a room and says, “I’m hungry,” and someone replies, “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
At This Rate, I’ll Be Rich in 37 Years: My Delusional Plan to Make Money on Vocal
When I found out Vocal+ pays $6 per 1,000 views, I did what any completely rational person would do: I made a spreadsheet, declared myself a professional writer, and told three people that I was “basically going to be rich now.”
By The Arlee7 months ago in Humor
The Global Crisis of Unmatched Tupperware Lids
Chapter 1: The Drawer of Shame It starts innocently enough. A single Rubbermaid set. Maybe two, because hey, meal prep is in vogue and you have aspirations. But fast forward three years and your kitchen drawer is no longer a drawer... it’s The Bermuda Triangle of Domesticity. You open it, praying to find a matching set, only to be greeted by the mocking laughter of 43 lids and a lone, lidless bowl that looks at you like a Dickensian orphan: “Please sir… may I store some soup?”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Ukulele Jokes: Strumming Up Some Laughs
The ukulele isn’t just an instrument—it’s a whole mood. With its cheerful sound and compact size, it’s won hearts all over the world. But guess what?
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
10 Parenting Rules I Break Without Shame (And You Probably Should Too)
Parenting books and Facebook moms will have you thinkin’ you gotta be perfect 24/7. No screen time, no sugar, no processed foods, no fun…
By The Arlee7 months ago in Humor
10 Southern Traditions Outsiders Will Never Understand (But Should)
If you didn’t grow up in the South, you might think we all sit around saying “y’all” and sipping sweet tea in rocking chairs. Well, you’re kinda right but there’s a whole lot more to it.
By The Arlee7 months ago in Humor
📞 Phone Call Jokes: Ring Ring, Who’s There? Laughter!
Let’s be real—phone call jokes aren't always thrilling. Sometimes they’re awkward, sometimes long-winded, and sometimes... just plain weird.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Why Crocs Are the Official Footwear of the Apocalypse
INTRO: THE END IS NIGH… AND IT’S COMFY When the four horsemen ride into town, you can bet they won’t be rocking Yeezys. When Wi-Fi dies, Starbucks becomes a post-apocalyptic war zone, and Amazon Prime falls like the Roman Empire, one shoe will rise from the ashes like a rubber Phoenix: Crocs.
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor