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🍕The pizza delivery mystery👀 . Top Story - March 2025.
"There is someone at the front door". Alexa announced in her proper, preppy English voice. Now Dad had just installed a doorbell camera/Alexa informing/bell identification system so one could know when someone comes to the door as no one can hear said bell from way upstairs; thing-a-ma-jig. I don't know much about such things as you can clearly fathom here.
By Antoni De'Leon12 months ago in Humor
Horror Story Banlata
There changed into a village named Bonolota. The human beings of the village lived in peace and happiness. There changed into no shortage of something within the village, and the villagers spent their days with smiles on their faces. But one night, all through a complete moon, a female went missing from the village. Despite looking everywhere, the villagers couldn't discover her. After hours of frantic looking, they stumbled upon her dead frame below a massive banyan tree at the threshold of the village.
By jibon12 months ago in Humor
The Great Cantaloupe Uprising
Los Angeles' Grand Quest for Cantaloupe It began with Greg going to the grocery store. He had a straightforward shopping list, eggs, bread, milk, and one cantaloupe. Nothing too extraordinary.
By Rohitha Lanka12 months ago in Humor
Not My Feet
I looked at my feet. Uneven and scrambled. After so many bumps into furniture, the third toe on my left foot, red and swollen, was ready to burst into pieces. It made me sweat every time I put on my left shoe.
By Moon Desert12 months ago in Humor
Lost in Your Echo
Lost in Your Echo Ethan never believed in fate. He believed in logic, in things he could explain. Love, to him, was a series of choices, not some grand, cosmic force pulling two people together. But then he met Claire.
By patrick mwenda12 months ago in Humor
200+ Hilarious Gen Z Puns That Will Have You LOL-ing IRL
Gen Z doesn’t just talk—they vibe. From TikTok slang to internet culture, their language is a mix of humor, irony, and iconic references.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
Coffee Run
Nestled at the very end of a long ominous hallway was the door to a New York Tribeca Park apartment 405.5. Ominous, of course, until Smokey Joe, the apartment’s “super,” finished repairing a damaged lighting fixture. Once the necessary 120 volts of electricity had powered through, thus revealing an art deco décor, the once-scary corridor was no longer. Tacky art choice, it was not. However, Jonathan, the gentleman residing at apartment 405.5, began to grow fond of the art style after repeated debates with his neighbor, Jonah Fishmen. Jonathan sided with a more Art Nouveau style, which he says “feels like a dream.” Today, however, Tuesday, for all intents and purposes, began less like a carefree dream and more like a groggy five-minute nap.
By Anthony Diaz12 months ago in Humor
Jeffery Brakelight Breezes Through Life, Part 4
“New year, new me,” I said, staring myself straight in the eye in the bathroom mirror. The proclamation was issued with a hint of irony because at that moment I was in the grip of a robust hangover. I was as queasy as Dracula rushing to his coffin when the sun was coming up. It was New Year’s Day, you see, and I had arrived home at about three in the morning, having seen in the new year at the Feathers
By Joe Young12 months ago in Humor
Instacaptured
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for deals, I can tell you I have no control over tariffs, but I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a brief career in the grocery game. If you let my family go, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for your goods, find them, and I will deliver. You'll never see it coming. Except, you will, because GPS is built into the app."
By LRB12 months ago in Humor
200+ Hilarious Ear Puns That Will Have You Listening for More
Ear puns are ear-resistible! Whether you love a good joke, need some sound humor, or just want to listen up to some punny wordplay, this list has you covered.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
200+ Clever Pharmacy Jokes That Are Prescribed for Laughter
Pharmacy humor is a unique mix of wit, wordplay, and, of course, a pinch of medical knowledge. Whether you're a pharmacist, a pharmacy jokes technician, or just someone who’s spent their fair share of time in the pharmacy line, you’ll appreciate the clever jokes that make the daily grind just a little bit lighter.
By JokeJester12 months ago in Humor
The Show Must Go On
"Family reunions, am I right?" As a standup comedian, this line always kills. You know, because everyone has that love/hate relationship with their families, everyone. But last night, that line hit differently, and it hit hard.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden12 months ago in Humor