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Very Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines that are Guaranteed to Get a Laugh Every Time
Dive into our definitive guide on "Very Funny Cheesy Pick Up Lines that are guaranteed to get a laugh every time". Get ready to laugh out loud, and spread smiles with our handpicked jokes!
By CityStateInfo (New Media)3 years ago in Humor
Belts With Holes Are Dead
In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Fishing Fiasco
Once upon a time, in the small town of Willowbrook, there lived two best friends named John and Peter. These two buddies were known throughout the town for their mischievous antics and their uncanny ability to find themselves in hilarious situations.
By Barnabas Payam3 years ago in Humor
10 Quick and Hilarious Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember for a Good Laugh!
Looking for a good laugh? In this article, we've compiled a collection of short jokes that are sure to make you chuckle. These jokes are easy to remember and perfect for sharing with friends and family. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to enjoy some lighthearted humor. Let's dive into the world of short jokes that anyone can remember!
By CityStateInfo (New Media)3 years ago in Humor
Exceptionally amusing stories
Exceptionally amusing stories Reflect In a distant spot, a little local area of individuals lived. By their own doing, here there is no innovation. Individuals who came to do explore were extremely shocked. There wasn't so much as a mirror there. One of local people saw a mirror in the possession of a scientist. He was astonished to the point that when he saw the mirror he needed to take it to himself. The analyst additionally gave it. He took the mirror to his home and investigated it for quite a long time. The man nodded off with a mirror in his grasp. Then, at that point, the man's youngster came. He took the mirror in his dad's hand and looked. There is a young man before him. He tracked down his mom by
By george Gars3 years ago in Humor
The Philanthropist Connection
In the bustling midwestern city of Chicago, a charming couple named Amelia and Jack Adams lived just trying to survive the challenges of everyday life. Amelia was a witty and resourceful journalist, while Jack was a skilled pilot with an adventurous spirit. Their lives took an unexpected turn when they received an intriguing call from an anonymous philanthropist couple looking to hire them for a unique project. He required that they both quit their jobs and earn a salary that would support their current standard of living and create an opportunity to make more if they exceeded the expectations of the philanthropist couple in solving the problems of the everyday folks that became known as their clients.
By Anthony Chan3 years ago in Humor
Grimace Shake's Meme Magic
Once upon a time in the bustling realm of the internet, there existed a humble character named Grimace Shake. With its goofy grin and wobbly demeanor, Grimace Shake was a beloved meme that had tickled the funny bones of netizens worldwide. But little did anyone know that this innocent joke was about to embark on a magical journey that would transform it into an internet phenomenon.
By Adewale Ojaleye3 years ago in Humor
Six Random Things We Believe As Kids That Are Untrue As Adults
I have decided that I am very irritated. Both with younger myself and with the (former) adults in my life. I say former because I am now, at least physically speaking, an adult myself. But seriously younger me, what the hell? You believed some very basic truths that you were either outright told or at the very least strongly hinted at. Such simple facts like "You can do whatever you want when you grow up", or "You can buy anything when you get a job of your own". Or a timeless classic "You can do anything you set your mind to". That one especially is such a "fuck you" to impressionable kids. We are set up for disappointment from the very beginning! Let's cover some of these untruths in a new kind of Random Pieces, shall we?
By CASEY FARTHING3 years ago in Humor
