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Pizza Everything . Top Story - February 2024.
My experiment began when I found this odd bit of 90’s nostalgia online. I know what you’re thinking. Finally, an everything pizza seasoning endorsed by The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Millennials, look no further. This 4.4 ounce bottle of pizza-like flavor is available on amazon.com for $12.99. Also available, ‘The Shredder.’
By Leslie Writes2 years ago in Humor
MY BUCKET'S GOT A HOLE IN IT
MY BUCKET’S GOT A HOLE IN IT Or a brain like a sieve ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ OMG! I did it again. You should see my desk; well, actually, you can’t! It’s hidden beneath many stacks of papers that I need to sort through, toss out, file, answer, or whatever else they might require in order for me to find a place to write upon.
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Humor
Once Upon a Time, People Whistled to Communicate
Once upon a time, someone asked; if we whistle in a forest but are all alone, can anyone hear us? Whistles are interesting actions. They used it back in Paleolithic times to communicate, try to trick animals into being hunted, attract birds, and probably as mating rituals as well. Would the bride-to-be select the most melodic one to pick her suitor? Or would the strongest win the challenge? Some may have made a complete song out of it. I know I would. I will not let myself be beaten. Not whistling anyway. Wrestling is a different story.
By Rene Volpi 2 years ago in Humor
My Neighbor Wants My Car Towed
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** Me neighbor either has a hatred for me… or for my car. But in any event, he is trying to get my car towed. And he has been for years. Let me go back to the beginning to provide some context.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
What We Do In The Shadows. Content Warning.
From the film From the TV Series Introduction What We Do In The Shadows is in its final series, and since the TV series relocated the crew to Staten Island it has been one of my favourite excursions into the creatures of the night, incredibly funny with a top-notch cast.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 years ago in Humor
Hippos vs. Sloths: The Battle for World Domination
Aquatic Advantage: Hippos utilize their aquatic prowess to establish strategic strongholds in rivers and lakes, while sloths rely on their arboreal habitats, primarily in trees. The battle begins with hippos dominating the waterways, but sloths hold the advantage in dense forests.
By Richard Weber2 years ago in Humor
10 Hilarious office pranks that won’t get you fired
In the hustle and bustle of the corporate world, a well-timed prank can be the perfect antidote to a stressful workday. Injecting a bit of humor into the office environment not only boosts morale but also fosters camaraderie among colleagues. However, the key to pulling off a successful office prank lies in ensuring it's lighthearted, harmless, and won't leave you updating your LinkedIn profile hastily. Here's a list of 10 hilarious office pranks that will have your coworkers in stitches without jeopardizing your job security.
By Dirk Le Roux2 years ago in Humor
Tinder Travesties 2 - The Anatomy of Lawrence. Content Warning.
This article was declined upon first submission for "not meeting the quality standards." There were no other notes. I deleted a few sentences I thought could be problematic and reformatted, but it seems as though Vocal wants to censor this in-depth critique of Lawrence. We'll see if this article makes it past the censors this second time. I'll see you on the other side, friends.
By Steven Christopher McKnight2 years ago in Humor
Love's Serendipity
In the enchanting village of Oakwood, where time seems to dance to the rhythm of nature's symphony, fate weaves its intricate tapestry of love and destiny. Amidst the tranquil beauty of winding pathways and ancient oak trees, two souls find themselves drawn together by a force beyond comprehension. It is here, amidst the whispers of the wind and the gentle caress of sunlight, that their extraordinary journey begins
By hassen fraih2 years ago in Humor
