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Rarest of All Moroccan Tree Goats Found
Author's preface: Those who are not familiar with my writings may not know that I have something of an obsession with argan oil. For some reason I find the Moroccan hair and beauty oil to be a source of endless comedic inspiration. So much so that I have published close to twenty stories now over the past three years which use argan oil as the main humorous element and plot point. For examples see here here here here here and here None of my writings are very popular, but my argan oil works rank among my least viewed or commented upon. It appears others do not necessarily find argan oil as hilarious as I do. That's OK and to be expected. I mean seriously, argan oil, wtf? How dumb of a thing is that to find funny? Great question, and yet for reasons I cannot explain, I do. In fact I am smiling and laughing to myself as I write these very words. Sometimes we write for others, and sometimes we write for ourselves. I rest content in the knowledge that someday the world will wake up to the truth. They will all realize what I have known for so long. Argan oil is just so damn funny! lol!
By Everyday Junglist2 years ago in Humor
Threads of fate
Two souls who were destined to be linked together by the strands of fate resided in the charming village of Ndio tucked within a beautiful valley. With each stroke of her brush, Jane, a passionate artist with an endless curiosity, brought life to her canvas. In contrast, John was a shy botanist who found comfort in the companionship of plants and the secrets they muttered.
By MOSES @vocal2 years ago in Humor
Urban Symphony and Love's Journey in "Cityscape Hearts"
Two souls set out on a voyage that would forever alter their fates in the midst of a bustling city where skyscrapers kissed the sky and the streets buzzed with the beat of life. This is the tale of Valentine and Moses, a love story that took place among the turbulence of contemporary society.
By MOSES @vocal2 years ago in Humor
The Only Thing We Have to Meme are Memes Themselves. Top Story - August 2023.
I've been away for a while. In the past, I have authored a lot of short stories here, especially horror and sci-fi. I also write poetry. I have an FYI series entitled Top 10 Prophets, 👁👁 Prognosticators, & Visionaries. And last year, I compiled a slew of various memes, developing a kind of comedy series, long before Vocal created this glorious Humor Community.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡2 years ago in Humor
Are We Out of F*cks Yet?. Top Story - August 2023. Content Warning.
Disclaimer: I use the word “fuck” fairly often in private conversation, and quite loudly on occasion. (Just ask Pam.) I also use various terms that relate to fellatio and incest, and both male and female genitalia. I'm reasonably sure that I've used “The 'F' Word” somewhere in my Vocal stories. This is a satirical look at the growing prevalence of the term in stories I read on this platform. It may cost me some friends. It's bound to cause some resentment. All I can ask is that you read it with your sense of humor active. If you make it to the end (Don't cheat, dammit!) you might even find a fun little surprise.
By Dana Crandell2 years ago in Humor
The Pokey Gift List For Ex-Presidents That Shows You Care
After twenty-five years working in corrections and law enforcement and the past three years working around the prison system, a prison is a horrible place. They aren’t meant to be Shangrala. One of the boys is already knee-deep in felonious indictments and the other one is being investigated for a laundry list of crimes relating to his time in office.
By Jason Ray Morton 2 years ago in Humor
The Unconventional Job Interview
In a bustling city where skyscrapers competed for sunlight and pedestrians navigated the labyrinth of streets, there was a small, unassuming building known as "WeirdWorks Inc." Rumor had it that WeirdWorks specialized in finding the most eccentric and offbeat job positions for those brave enough to venture into its interview room.
By Noman Isaac2 years ago in Humor
