Jokes
Chocolate Jokes for Kids: Sweet Laughs That'll Melt Your Heart
Chocolate’s already sweet, but throw in a few giggles and you’ve got yourself a recipe for fun! Whether it’s a candy bar in your lunchbox or a gooey treat after dinner, chocolate has a way of making everything better.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria and the Case of the Grand Prize Sandwich
Miss Gloria Whitaker had never won anything in her life. Not a spelling bee. Not a game of bingo. Not even the church raffle that had only seven entries. She was the type of woman who played for the joy of participation, always cheered for others, and said things like, “Winning isn’t everything, darling. Sometimes it’s just about showing up in your best pearls.”
By Muhammad Sabeel7 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post7 months ago in Humor
Sermon Humor Jokes: Adding a Holy Chuckle to the Pulpit
Laughter isn’t just good medicine—it’s also a fantastic way to connect hearts, lighten the mood, and drive home a message. Even in a sermon, a well-placed joke can wake up a sleepy pew, break tension, or make a point stick like glue.
By JokeJester7 months ago in Humor
