Laughter
Belts With Holes Are Dead
In one possible dystopian future the fall of man was brought about not by a nuclear holocaust or alien invasion, nor by a biological agent unleashing a zombie plague or a global economic collapse, but rather by an event so mundane, so random, so seemingly inconsequential that not even the wisest of men could have predicted it. This is the world of belts with holes are dead. A world ended when the last belt with holes suddenly disappeared from our planet earth. A hellish nightmarescape where the ability to keep one’s pants up even if they are too large is no longer an option for most. The rich seclude themselves in future belt enclaves where they live in relative luxury and wear whatever size pants within +/- two sizes they desire while the poor live in squalor, suffering from constant pants droppage or doing anything they can to just get by. The lowest of these, the so called “below the knee cutters” are the worst off by far. Their misery was so great that they actually took scissors to every pair of pants they owned and cut them off below the knees. Sick I know, do not read on if you are faint of heart. The only hope left are the so called Pioneers of Future Belts. Will they arrive in time to save our once beautiful planet and usher in a utopian paradise where everyone, regardless of means, can choose to wear whatever pants they want, no matter the waist size or inseam length? These stories represent the collected works of just some of the people who lived through those dark times. Pray their future does not become our own.
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
Exceptionally amusing stories
Exceptionally amusing stories Reflect In a distant spot, a little local area of individuals lived. By their own doing, here there is no innovation. Individuals who came to do explore were extremely shocked. There wasn't so much as a mirror there. One of local people saw a mirror in the possession of a scientist. He was astonished to the point that when he saw the mirror he needed to take it to himself. The analyst additionally gave it. He took the mirror to his home and investigated it for quite a long time. The man nodded off with a mirror in his grasp. Then, at that point, the man's youngster came. He took the mirror in his dad's hand and looked. There is a young man before him. He tracked down his mom by
By george Gars3 years ago in Humor
Oops!
Synopsis: “Oops!” is an Outrageously funny TV comedy about a community of the smartest scientists in the world who often accidentally leave the door to the lab open allowing the junior apprentice to gain access. Set in FASE Labs, a top-secret lab located somewhere in an undisclosed mountain range, these 6 bumbling idiots are constantly making stupid mistakes that can threaten life as we know it on earth. The nearby town of Green Lake often feels tremors or other issues due the accidents in the lab but are never made aware of how much danger they are in. Since nobody knows about the lab, and therefore can’t explain the weird things that happen in town, Green Lake is often referred to as the Bermuda Triangle of the Mountains since.
By David E. Perry3 years ago in Humor
The Whacky Wedding Planner
Once upon a time in the bustling city of Mirthville, there lived a wedding planner named Maxine with a knack for turning every event into a hilarious and unforgettable extravaganza. Her unique blend of creativity, enthusiasm, and occasional clumsiness made her the go-to person for couples seeking a wedding experience like no other.
By Maximo Orozco3 years ago in Humor
Laughter: it's hidden power
Once upon a time in a small village, there lived an elderly woman named Clara. She had faced numerous challenges throughout her life, including the recent loss of her beloved husband. Grief had taken its toll on Clara, leaving her feeling isolated and despondent.
By YC Barimbao3 years ago in Humor
Joke of Three
On a dark and stormy night, three individuals found themselves stranded on a deserted island. Among them were a renowned scientist, a brilliant mathematician, and a hilarious comedian. As the rain poured down relentlessly, they sought refuge under a makeshift shelter, huddling together for warmth. To pass the time and uplift their spirits, they began discussing their respective fields of expertise.
By Obruche Jennifer Disi3 years ago in Humor
Story of Ellen De
In the realm of comedy, few have reached the iconic status of Ellen DeGeneres. Known for her wit, charm, and ability to bring laughter to millions, Ellen has crafted a unique style that resonates with audiences worldwide. However, there is one particular joke that has recently resurfaced, captivating hearts and minds with its intriguing nature. Brace yourself for a tale that transcends humor, leaving you pondering the deeper meaning behind the comedic facade.
By Obruche Jennifer Disi3 years ago in Humor
FOUR IN ONE
OVERVIEW Jase is like any other High School kid, trying to maneuver his family, his peers, his fears and life. Oh, Except for that thing where he has 3 other distinct personalities that advise him for better or worse. He is somewhat of a nerd, but he's so damn cute that the cool kids keep him on the list. Although he's not quite sure what his path in life is yet, his mom, Karen, is certain that she does. Mama Karen inwardly feels she missed her chance to be a "Superstar," and therefore tries to live vicariously through him. Jase rejects wanting to be pushed into that life, but hasn't totally dismissed it. Karen doesn't like to take "No" for an answer, so sometimes Jase will appease his mother and go to an audition or take some headshots or "Whatever."
By Dorothy Gibbs3 years ago in Humor
