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The Pokey Gift List For Ex-Presidents That Shows You Care
After twenty-five years working in corrections and law enforcement and the past three years working around the prison system, a prison is a horrible place. They aren’t meant to be Shangrala. One of the boys is already knee-deep in felonious indictments and the other one is being investigated for a laundry list of crimes relating to his time in office.
By Jason Ray Morton 2 years ago in Humor
Sleep for 6 hours in 20 minutes|Dream
Ah, sleep - that elusive mistress we chase every night, only to wake up feeling like we've been hit by a herd of wild elephants. But what if I told you there's a secret, wondrous technique to get a full 6 hours of beauty sleep in just 20 minutes? You'd probably call me crazy, right? Well, hold on to your sleep masks because we're about to embark on a hilarious journey into the realm of power naps and mastering the art of sleep in record time!
By Olivia george3 years ago in Humor
7 Easy Ways to Make Your Poems More Impactful!
It's subscriber party time! I recently realized 34 humans have willingly chosen to follow me through one of the most inconsistent writing journeys out there. That's 12 more than the record for most people to have ever fit into an old Volkswagon Beetle and 2 more than the longest human tunnel traveled through by a skateboarding dog!
By Amanda Starks3 years ago in Humor
Charlie the Talking Dog
Once upon a time, there was a dog named Charlie who was unlike any other dog. He had the ability to talk, and not just bark, but speak English fluently. Charlie's owner, a young boy named Timmy, was thrilled to have such an intelligent and entertaining pet.
By Joey Gervais 3 years ago in Humor
50 Best Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines & Jokes
Whether it be winter or summer, it’s always the season for fun pickup lines to show off your witty personality. Thanksgiving might be at the bottom of your list when it comes to fun things to spark a conversation with someone I’m attracted to but hey- give everything a chance.
By Betterforminds3 years ago in Humor
How to Sound Like an Insufferable Food Snob
Ever found yourself at a fancy schmancy restaurant, where the menu is a linguistic labyrinth that makes your head spin? And it's not just because the prices could give you a heart attack, but the pretentious jargon they use to describe their dishes.
By William Saint Val3 years ago in Humor
How has Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, described his current state of happiness?. Content Warning.
Richard Simmons' representative, Tom Estey, has often been in the spotlight when it comes to discussing the renowned fitness guru's current state of happiness. Estey, a publicist known for his close relationship with Simmons, has provided insights into Simmons' emotional well-being, shedding light on his client's contentment and overall outlook on life. While it is important to note that Estey's statements reflect his perspective and are subject to interpretation, they offer valuable glimpses into Simmons' happiness and personal journey.
By Word Weaver 3 years ago in Humor
Interview with Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Content Warning.
Today, I interview a great scientist who’s discoveries have made his local village proud. He’s a scientist with an alter ego. He’s no poet, but he has written a lot of scientific papers, and many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he’s had several major Hollywood movies produced about his life.
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Reindeer Brains. Top Story - July 2023.
Our friends Malinda and Jon recently got back from a visit to Denmark. We’ve never traveled abroad, so I was naturally excited to hear their stories and live vicariously. We learned about Danish museums, Danish landmarks, and how cycling is the main mode of travel in Copenhagen. All of that is lovely, of course, but what about the FOOOOOD?
By Leslie Writes3 years ago in Humor
