Sarcasm
On the frustration of using the obsolete Vocal word editor
To preserve my mental health sanity as much as possible I have decided that I won't let this frustration stay inside my chest, growing into something even worse and ultimately causing me stress. More stress which I don't need.
By Susan Fourtané 2 months ago in Humor
2090: The Year Humanity Finally Got Its Act Together (Sort Of)
A future so advanced, we still find new ways to be ridiculous The world had already transformed into something our ancestors from the 2000s would barely recognize. The air was clearer than it had been in centuries, not because humanity suddenly became responsible, but because the planet finally got tired and forced us to adapt. Nobody expected 2090 to start with chaos, but honestly… It’s humanity. Chaos is our brand. By then, the world had already changed in ways your great-grandparents would call “witchcraft,” your grandparents would call “the devil’s work,” and your parents would call “too expensive.”
By 𝒩𝓊𝓉𝓊 𝒱. 𝒞.2 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
