Satire

The Day My Cat Became a Life Coach
There are two certainties in life: death and taxes. But if you’re a cat owner, there’s a third—your cat secretly rules your household. Mine, a fluffy dictator named Sir Whiskerton, had perfected the art of passive-aggressive domination. He ran the house with an iron paw, and I obeyed his every whim. Yet nothing prepared me for the day he decided to become my life coach.
By B Pily about a year ago in Humor
Merry Christmas, You're Fired.
By Sir Edward Bicycle Do you sometimes feel that, with the world tumbling in on us all, there's a very real lack of candour in our dealings with the powers-that-be? Here, at the Department of Social Scrutiny, we feel the same.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
One New Voicemail
“Oh, Jeff…I love you, too…but…your credit score is low, your income is modest, your cholesterol is elevated and your sperm count is laughable. You are genetically predisposed to a number of lethal diseases, and your relationship with your family is acrimonious at best. You hate your job and therefore do it with grudging spite.
By D. J. Reddallabout a year ago in Humor
The Apocolympics. Top Story - December 2024.
Greetings from the 51st Century. Earth’s Most Esteemed Leader, Barry Turdhammer from Estates and Resources Facilitation, has always been an advocate of the brilliance of our forebears in the Dark Arts of Middle Management. An omnixpert at formication, and a Gold Belt Middle Master Guru of the August Institute of Procedural Malignancy, Barry Turdhammer was raised on stories of derring-do in the field of Early Administrative Productivity.
By Ian Vinceabout a year ago in Humor
Ere He Drove Out of Sight
Mrs. Claus again. Does she have any idea what night this is?!? No, I cannot pick up eggs on my way home. Do I look like a rabbit?
By D. J. Reddallabout a year ago in Humor
The Journey to Self-Acceptance: How I Learned to Love Myself
For years, I struggled with self-doubt and insecurity, constantly comparing myself to others. I thought I wasn’t good enough, smart enough, or attractive enough. I spent so much time trying to meet external expectations and molding myself to fit in that I completely lost sight of who I truly was. But life has a way of teaching hard lessons, and it wasn’t until I reached a breaking point that I realized the most important relationship I would ever have was the one with myself. This is the story of how I began my journey toward self-acceptance and learned to love myself, flaws and all.
By Shalou♥️about a year ago in Humor
How I Overcame My Fear of Failure and Found My True Path
Introduction: For the longest time, I was paralyzed by the fear of failure. I was constantly worried about not being good enough or not achieving my goals, and that fear held me back from trying new things. It wasn’t until I hit a low point in my life that I realized failure isn’t something to fear—it’s something to embrace. This is the story of how overcoming my fear of failure helped me discover my true path and unlock my potential.
By Shalou♥️about a year ago in Humor
All Right, Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready for My Memes!
{{ DISCLAIMER: My name isn't DeMille, but I do feel the urge to direct. 🤷‍♂️ I'd make an excellent farcical dictator}}
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
I Think, Therefore I Meme
Hey there! 👋😁⚡ This bunch of memes is another old collection. It was originally published way back when, before this place had a Humor Community. 👍 I have updated the lame jokes, however, so there is new jocularity here to enjoy.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor
The World According to Garp . Top Story - November 2024.
The World According to Garp is a film based, in a very strict sense, on the 1978 bestseller by John Irving. I dreamt it last night, so I realized this was a sign I needed to get up and write about it. Which, by the way, entailed me rewatching it after decades, a rewardingly detached, if enjoyable, experience.
By Tom Bakerabout a year ago in Humor
Types of stupid people
In this article I will talk about the different types of stupid people. This will not be comprehensive or even serious, although I do believe that stupid people do fall in certain groups, and some can fall into several.
By Ferrari Kingabout a year ago in Humor
🎼🎺 It Don't Meme A Thing..!
I'm outta control! I've lost my mind!!! {I never actually had it.} I'm going through all the stages of grief (in I don't know what order) for not winning the Sky-ku challenge. 😭😭😭😭😭
By Lightning Bolt ⚡about a year ago in Humor