Satirical

A Taste of Italian Wine - Following the Mamovy Trail
Gargle if you may and launch it into a bucket but I prefer to drink the stuff. Whether an esteemed vintage from a famous cellar or a mass-produced carton of the cheap stuff I'll try it all.
By Parody and Satireabout a month ago in Humor
The Perfect English Breakfast - No Indoctrinated Beans!
I thought I would share a recent experience with you that troubled me greatly. It was of a culinary nature involving an early morning breakfast order in a London café.
By Parody and Satireabout a month ago in Humor
Space Tourism News - Cheap Budget Flights from Ryanair
Advances in the possibilities of Space Tourism for ordinary, everyday multi-billionaires has excited the community of the space industry.
By Parody and Satireabout a month ago in Humor
America’s Least Useful Innovations...
Innovation is the backbone of America. Not the useful kind... no, the other kind. The kind born in windowless conference rooms. The kind introduced with a slide deck. The kind that solves problems nobody has, while quietly creating several new ones.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
The Annual Airing of Christmas Grievances
I want to begin by saying… very clearly, very calmly, that I have nothing against Christmas. I like Christmas. I enjoy the idea of Christmas.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
The Lobster-Chef Interrogation
“Mrs. Peters, can you explain what happened?” “From the beginning, or-” “From the beginning.” “Oh dear, the beginning. Well, I was at the restaurant with all my friends. Christie, and Julie, and Stacey, and Karen, and Rachel, and Rachel’s odd daughter, and Julie’s husband, and Stacey’s cousin-”
By Ameliaabout a month ago in Humor
Welcome to the AI Toilet
Just relax and ease into the task at hand. Muskary 17th, 2049 It was a woeful day working at the coal face of the Singularity. The chatbots were lying again and were, therefore, not entirely dissimilar to the evil idiot savants they had to thank for their delegated power.
By Ian Vinceabout a month ago in Humor
Dating Profile
Screw it, nothing else is working. Steven, 27 All I want is to make soup for a beautiful woman and have her tell me that the soup is good and that I am very good at making soup.
By Steven Christopher McKnight2 months ago in Humor
The Top Hollywood Scandals: An Animated Controversy
Not since Fatty Arbuckle's infamous Hollywood parties in the 1920s has there been such a flurry of debate about the morals and behaviour of some of the biggest names in Tinsel Town.
By Parody and Satire2 months ago in Humor
THINGS I’VE SAID TO MY DOG THAT SHOULD’VE GOTTEN ME COMMITTED
I. A SPIRITUAL CONFESSION BEFORE WE BEGIN If you have ever owned a dog, even for eleven minutes, you have spoken to them like they are:
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Finding a Needle in a Stack of Needles...
I. PILGRIMS OF THE WRONG PHRASES Idioms are supposed to help us communicate. They’re meant to give us little nuggets of clarity. Poetic shorthand. Verbal seasoning. Linguistic sprinkles.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The Arcane Hourglass
Cosmic Red Alert! Dear Sausage, Owing to my great esoteric sensitivity, the current angle of my pineal gland and my dimensional proximity to the angelic realm, I have become finely attuned to higher-plane spiritual emanation.
By Ian Vince2 months ago in Humor