That which does not Kill Us makes Us Memer

Hello! ⚡🖐️😁⚡

It's me again, _Lightning Bolt⚡ with another edition of Meme-ing Madness! There are numerous episodes of this nonsense, including a couple that won Top Story awards!

This material ⚡ 😁👇, however, is not new!

My life has been crazy in the last 48 hours! I experienced a sophisticated hacking attack from scammers. Took me hours & hours to lock down all my devices and alert my bank's fraud team. I plan to write about what happened if I can get my shit together.

I think I also saw the final destruction of the last two friendships I have. That happened just today! Like, BOOM! ⚡⚡⚡

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All kinds of stresses and disappointments in my life from November 13-16/2024...

Oh, and I didn't get recognized in the Sky-ku challenge!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

<sigh>

As for my writing here on Vocal, I have ideas for more superhero fiction, including one plot that's Filthy. I also really want to compile my thoughts about the election and publish those here. People respond to my comedy; I also have new editions of Meme-ing Madness I can write. And now I want to write about this experience of being hacked!

That's a lot.

Life is hectic when you're a superhero!

I'll get to all those new stories over time. But this 👇is some lazy shit here. This is a rerun, with a couple new jokes added!

Here's the Premise: Basically, I harvest memes off social media and then tell lame jokes about the rubbish I've found.

The Standard W A R N I N G applies: this shit is stupid, sometimes salacious, possibly even shocking, and could be a slippery slope to other silliness! Don't blame me if you can't unsee what you see here today! But feel free to steal any of these memes if you'd like to use them in some complicated revenge scheme, or if you can use them to get laid, or if you'd simply like to return them to their natural habitat on the Internet.

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Traditionally, I do 12-ish memes in these collections, although some episodes have run longer. We'll see how this one goes.

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#1- — feeling primal

That's ☝️ a good meme to start with, right?

If it seems raw and undeveloped, we'll just hope these offerings get better from here.

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#2- — feeling evolved

And the car be like, "I knew that already, honey. I'm a Volvo!"

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#3- — feeling both confused & titillated

Why do I feel like an angry woman wrote this☝️ sign?

🤷‍♂️

MEME ONLY

NOT A MEME

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#4- — feeling kinda greif-strucken

EXTRA WARNING: I cannot/shallnot/will not be held account table for any miscommutablecations caused by this mortuaraly messadge.

Gob sabe the bees.

☝️ 😭⚡

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#5- — feeling incomplete

Post that meme ☝️ on your FB timeline and watch the comments roll in! People can't stand it when something is

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#6- — feeling not surprised

You think he just needs a good hug? 😳

Or do you think that I should call in a superheroine to set him straight?

🤔

No.

Something this serious is going to require the entire Justice League+- minus 'the King of the Seven Seas', of course (who can't be above suspicion in situations like this! I'm sorry, but someone had to say it!)

HEY, JLA!!!!

I'm asking all you-- you don't think Aquaman is secretly a supervillain grooming boys to be managers for Red Lobsters, do you?

😰

Something really seems fishy to me.

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#7- — suddenly feeling sentimental

After I answered her question, I naturally had to ask her one of my own...

"Why do you need to spell butt cheeks? Are you writing your back-of-the-truck wedding vows?"

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#8- — feeling punny

Quote the Raven: "MEMINGMORE!"

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#9- — feeling in need of inspiration

No one sees us 👀 like He☝️ does.

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Have a good day back, You Controlling Dick. ⚡🙏

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#10- — feeling philosophical

To which I naturally replied, "Shut up, you little fucktard! What the hell do you know about Daddy's sense of humor?"

{Disclaimer: I have no children, only cats. I'm a comedian, Jim, not an actual daddy. I only impersonate being a daddy in the bedroom. 😉}

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#11- — feeling peasful

🎼🎵🎶 All we are saying

Is give peas a chance!

🎼🎵🎶 All we are saying

Is give peas a chance!

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We Pause our Piss Poor Jocularity for An Inspirational Message for Writers...

Need an editer?

Got cash?

Or a willingness to pay with your own aroused flesh?

I can edito= for days and still always miss shit.

HIRE ME!

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#12- — feeling catty?

Cat?

No!!!!

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DON'T

.... which seems to lead naturally to...

Our Second (?) Public Service Reminder...

Also: Don't overestimate everything.

Same logic.

The ass analogy is just way sexier.

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Hm.

🤔

This sucks.

Twelve doesn't feel good enough this time.

Am I losing my touch?

Were these ever amusing to begin with?

What do you think? Vocal certainly seems unconvinced! I sent these off to be published in Journal/Humor {three years ago, when this was originally written} and they landed in FYI/Pop Culture, time and time again. 😭 The Powers that Be at Vocal clearly don't think this series was funny; otherwise, it would have placed under some comedy subcategory, as intended! 😭😭😭

{Vocal eventually created a Humor Community so they could leave me unrecognized as the official creator of a Comedy Community.}

<sigh>

Okay, whatever. I'll just take this up another notch! How about them apples?

Here's two more memes... at no added cost!

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#13- — feeling nostalgic

And that ☝️ was the exact moment Sarah sealed her election as Homecoming Queen.

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#14- — feeling flirtatious

Flirting PS: your spelling is phenominal!

Soooo.... 😉 do I make you horny?

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Why am I suddenly feeling like this guy? 👇

That was the climax! ☝️

What'd you think?

Those extra ones made all the difference, right?

😂🤣😂🤣🤣

More Meme-ing Madness will be forthcoming soon! If this is your introduction to this hilariousness, there are many other installments every bit as worthy as this☝. Several are even better! 🤣😂

❤️ this nonsense, if it made you chuckle. Copy the link to harass a friend or tantalize a neighbor. If you are wealthy and can tip generously, I'd be extremely grateful, because I'm as poor as my sense of humor. Plus: I need kitty litter.

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As always, I thank you for your support!

______________Bolt⚡

PS-- Vocal stole my idea!! I suggested this Community (calling it Comedy instead of Humor) three years ago!!! 😠!!!