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Stories in Humor that you’ll love, handpicked by our team.

"Lightweight"
The day had been a long one, Moving into a new place involved so much work and she was exhausted. They had the last load in the truck, and just the thought of having to unload and set up her bed when they got to the new place made her want to cry!
By Pamela Walsh-Holte6 months ago in Humor
Trippin on L.S.Meme
⚡ Hello again! 👋😁 It's me: __Lightning Bolt⚡. I hope you're well! I feel Captain Fantastic! Simultaneously, I Feel Sorry for the Evil I Did.
By Lightning Bolt ⚡6 months ago in Humor
I Cut My Finger With a ‘Chainsaw’
It was about noon on Saturday. I had already finished trimming the bushes in the front yard using the electric hedge trimmer that my daughter affectionately refers to as ‘the chainsaw.’ She was furious that I could do such a thing without her and refused to let it go. As if I could turn back time so she could have a crack at it.
By Leslie Writes7 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Wins the Grand Prize
Check out Gloria’s latest adventure here: Miss Gloria Wins the Grand Prize “Okay Gloria, I’m leaving now. I folded the clothes for you and I put them away. I also made a sandwich for you. It's in the refrigerator.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 7 months ago in Humor
My First Day – Part 2
Unlike other multi-parters I’ve done on the platform, this one is not meant to be self-contained, so I highly recommend you start at the beginning if you’re new to Jason Nightingale.
By Stephen A. Roddewig7 months ago in Humor
Mars Rover Finds...Itself
From the Associated Press (July 2025): Recent reports from NASA have shown that one of the rovers used to navigate and study the terrain of the Red Planet has suddenly discovered its own inner balance and peace of mind.
By Kendall Defoe 7 months ago in Humor
Mere~Words
'Dictionary' Words can't Hurt you:*BritBudBook Reviews, Rachel & Annie, and Cj Thanks for the 'Word.' Whatever happened to the expression "Sticks & Stones will break your bones, but mere words will never hurt you?" At what stage do you 'Go over the Line' or do folks look for any 'interpretation' they just choose to select at the time? There are those that make a living ranting-randomly by putting their targets under a microscope. But, of course, you know that!
By Jay Kantor7 months ago in Humor
The First 40 Years of Childhood Are the Hardest For A Man. The Second 40 Just Fly By...
There’s a saying that perfectly sums up the entire male existence: “The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest for a man. The second 40 somehow fly by.” Honestly, I couldn’t have put it better myself.
By Tina's Blossom Life7 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡8 months ago in Humor
Writer’s block
It occurred to me that, at this point in time and due to the current circumstances, I should record an account of the facts that have transformed my existence as I knew it.
By Susan Fourtané 8 months ago in Humor
The Flying Rats
Think of seagulls and an elysian vision of a graceful white dart set against a seaside blue sky surely springs to mind. Or you may hear their distant cry as a soundtrack to an imaginary desert island with undisturbed perfect golden sand.
By Ian Vince8 months ago in Humor
~ Frazzled ~
— I'm a Woman in Love with Being in Love — As an observational 'Goof' form of entertainment, in an off-putting sort of way, I've been scrolling through a dating site. There are pictures and bio profiles of hundreds of women. For some reason, they always show themselves when they are young next to their current pictures. I always ask to date the younger one!
By Jay Kantor8 months ago in Humor