In the beginning
God made us, man and woman,
Stupid and naked
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Snake did not lie first
No one ever talks about
Eve’s first headache
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The apple taught us
That nakedness is shameful
Why make us that way?
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One parenting tip
If you want to keep nice things
Put them out of reach
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Painful childbirth
Just for eating an apple
Feels like overkill
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Before the first wheel
Adam was first to throw his wife
Right under the bus
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One of God’s first jokes
Why wasn’t Cain a farmer?
He wasn’t Abel
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Be as the Lord God
If at first you don’t succeed
Wash away your sins
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Author’s (unnecessary therapy) note: Thanks to my upbringing, I may have issues with a certain religion. If your faith brings you peace, and through you peace to others, then namaste.
About the Creator
Sean A.
A happy guy that tends to write a little cynically. Just my way of dealing with the world outside my joyous little bubble.
Trouble at the Tea Leafing Café
The rain had started right around the time that Annie was buttering her second thick slice of homemade toast for breakfast, and hadn’t paused since. Not that anyone could tell. The windows of the café were fogged over, and with every seat filled with happy customers munching on fresh baked pastries or steaming bowls of the delicious soup of the day, it was hardly surprising. Annie looked around the room, finally taking a moment to breathe after the lunch time rush. Her old life already felt like a bad memory, a part of her history, always, but just that. History.
By Hannah Moore6 days ago in Fiction
Comments (2)
this is GREAT! I loved it, very humorous and fitting!
Interesting and delicious content, keep posting more.