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꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ Power Prayer in the Palace of POSITIVITY ꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂
꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ❤️ it starts with love. . .꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ꧁🌹꧂ ❤️ “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” ― Lewis Carroll “Alice in Wonderland”
By SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONSabout an hour ago in Poets
He Snores Like a Train on a Track
He Snores Like a Train on a Track He snores like a train on a track, full steam ahead, no holding back, starts with a rattle, builds to a roar,
By Marie381Uk about 4 hours ago in Poets
Candy Love
I Was Feeling Shy And Beautiful, Butterflies Swarm In Circles Sweeping Me Off My Toes, Like I Was Shot By Cupid, You Can Tell By The Sparkles In My Eyes,
By HandsomelouiiThePoet (Lonzo ward)about 11 hours ago in Poets
I Need TP 🧻 (a haiku)
Empty paper roll Staring at it from the bowl Why did I have kids?
By Jesse Leeabout 14 hours ago in Poets
hard-boiled. Content Warning.
a leap taken diving right into it mixed up in the middle falling through soft mist simmering on the edge of hard-boiled and devilish
By ⸘jason alan‽about 19 hours ago in Poets
indubitably
Articulateness comprehensibility indubitably Copyright © 1/31/2026 by Andrea O. Corwin I am grateful you read my work! 😃 If you liked it, please like it ♡, drop a comment, and subscribe for free. - - Andi
By Andrea Corwin about 22 hours ago in Poets
A Moron’s Guide to Freezing your Balls Off
So… You wanna feel cold to the bone? Well you’ve come to the right place! This brief instructional will teach anyone At ANY skill level
By Sam Spinellia day ago in Poets
Every Jamaican - Every Woman
If I wake at 6:00 am, will I need to be on the farm! The places that no person would ever dear to - love is an illusion...
By 365poetrya day ago in Poets
Flume Said It Best!
***** Intro: I would give "anything" to change.............. Please just look me, in my face!! Tell me, everything will be okay - just tell me!!
By 365poetrya day ago in Poets
I've Spent "20 Years", And I Have No Suitor, To Date - I Am Sad!?
My first kiss - it was nothing, a piece of rock, that sorta looks like a FROG! My first encounter with, let's say, the "genitals" - it was like an episode of Star Trek, and "SPROCK", has no home, who had perhaps felt like some cockroaches, I don't know!
By 365poetrya day ago in Poets
Locked Rooms
Locked Rooms I need to explain this carefully, Because it is easy to misunderstand. I am still able to write words, That part has never been taken from me.
By Marie381Uk 2 days ago in Poets
Miss Maple's Hot Pocket
I walked around biting my incisors today The supermarket was too bright I didn’t want cheese for dinner Or anything to do with dairy
By Michele Nampalli2 days ago in Poets