Bumbershoot
Do you like food, learning old words and limerick? Then this is for you.
The goosebump hair is called bumbershoot
They stick up to the clouds like a galoot
It likes to give itself a shave
A close cut is what it crave
just go and ask the bandicoot
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I’ve got a tongue called sung
All these flavours had it sprung
It doesn’t matter what passes by
As long as it’s the greasy guy
It likes Asian food from Lange
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Christmas trees are nothing new
December time we blow the flu
Expecting eyes are wondering
Where gift wraps went a plundering
Your bank account won’t be missing you
A/N: Yes AI only helped with the images, because I am silly and I know it. You might also like this one. 👇
thank you so very much for reading if you got this far. Please laugh your way to my heart and also to the comment section because it’s free and you know it ♥️🤗🙏🏽
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Caitlin Charlton
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Comments (16)
This was a hilarious read! I haven’t heard the word galoot since I was a kid 🤣
I kept meaning to read this, now I have and I love it
Cute stuff! 😁
This was entertaining to read, great!
I did not know what a bumbershoot is! Fun stuff. Thanks for sharing. 😀
Lol, now this made me smile. Ask a bandicoot, I like the tongue called sung And after Christmas blues for lack of cash Excellent
Bonkers! And so much fun!
Oooo, so many new words thay I learned from you today hehehehehe. Thank you so much for these! "Your bank account won't be missing you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was quite funny. There were some words I read for the first time, thank you for those! The images were amazing too 😀
This put a smile on my face 😆
Lol, I learnt so many new words, and had a laugh 😃
A new word and new creature! As a pet lover, had to love this whimsy!
Wonderfully whimsical and full of playful charm! 🎭 Each stanza dances with imagination and clever wordplay — a true delight to read.
Wonderfully whimsical and full of playful charm! 🎭 Each stanza dances with imagination and clever wordplay — a true delight to read.
I love your silly image… it is fun, fun, fun!!! But not as fun as your poem!!! I love it… and the rhymes are great!!! 🤪😀🙃
These made me chuckle!