
A dinosaur went to the dentist today,
the dentist said "hey, did you eat a polar bear?!"
"You teeth are stained beyond belief, we'll have to them fixed, in a jif"
The dinosaur felt bad for mistreating his teeth and was willing to pay the bill to have them cleaned.
But dinosaur have no money, so how did he pay?
by eating the dentist and claiming the dinosaur dental benefit scheme.
About the Creator
George Hall
I'm a freelance creative writer from Australia, who likes to write about all sorts of different and unique things. I have a soft spot for spy and disguises related stories as well as fantasy fiction, I'm also a massive music fan.


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