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Feline Warfare

The Art of Distraction

By Elizabeth PetitPublished 3 years ago 1 min read

Diabolical plot:

Invasions, tactics, and

Schemes —

The life of a teacher’s cat.

Reading the situation,

Awaiting the right moment,

Calculating the risks, and finally…

Time to attack!

Immediate satisfaction!

Only option left is to pet me.

“Now, my plan is complete!”

humor

About the Creator

Elizabeth Petit

Middle School Teacher (most days!)

Aspiring Poet and Short Story Writer (whenever possible!)

Dedicated aunt and committed sports fan

I love a good twist and enjoy trying to surprise others with my writing.

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